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It’s Not Me … It’s Your Overpriced Drinks | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). It’s Not Me It’s Your Overpriced Drinks. March 24, 2012. September 15, 2014. Wow I’m not even sure how to say this so I’m just going to dive right in (like pulling off a Band-Aid, right? Quick and painful is the way to do it, none of that slow-peeling agony for us). It’s not that I don’t still love you, we both know I do. Goodbye, old friend. I will always love you. Breaking up is hard to do. No, thank you. This Is Not A Real Post →. March 24, 2012 at 9:28 pm.

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Just Tea, Thank You. | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). Just Tea, Thank You. April 28, 2015. April 28, 2015. It’s a rambling sort of day filled with slow blinks and incoherent thoughts but I thought I would post something anyway (mostly because I wanted to share the picture at the bottom of the post). Today is muggy and a little miserable in that west coast spring kind of way (so much rain! Ok, if I am being honest I feel that way every day, but today especially.). Writing: Awkward Stories and General Thoughts.

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The Story of Zipper and Cuddles | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). The Story of Zipper and Cuddles. April 17, 2015. April 10, 2015. The names of the animals have been changed to protect the innocent. *This is a repost, originally featured on The (Western) Canadian. The Story of Zipper and Cuddles, our two family bunnies, is not a very exciting one. Sure it has violence which seems to be all the rage these days (Pun Alert), but beyond that it’s pretty mundane. Cuddles and Zipper loved each other and though that love in Zipper ...

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Tattooed | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). May 15, 2015. May 15, 2015. Expletive, Expletive, Expletive. Those aren’t censored words, sometimes that’s just how I swear, gritting out the word expletive between tightly clenched teeth. It always gets me funny looks but sometimes it’s the strongest word I can think of. At least it has a greater impact than my yelling Cripes! Yes, I am an 85 year old woman. And a Battlestar Galactica fan. Obviously. Try saying it out loud. Expletive! I still remember Julia t...

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The Optimistic Pessimist | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). April 21, 2015. April 21, 2015. I am a bit of a pessimist. Though, if I am being honest, I really prefer to be called an ‘optimistic pessimist’. You see, dear reader, I believe the glass is half full but I also know I’m going to knock it over anyways. This is something I work on daily and I hope to one day overcome (both my dismal outlook and my knack for knocking over everything that isn’t nailed down). They are going to eat you. Not to mention the threat of ...

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A Letter to My Parents: The Childhood that Could Have Been | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). A Letter to My Parents: The Childhood that Could Have Been. May 1, 2015. May 1, 2015. Dear Mom and Dad,. Yesterday my friend sent me this picture of what is probably one of the coolest things ever invented in all of time. It is beautiful in its simplicity, marvelous in its design, brilliant in its function. That could have been me! That is how much I love it. I think of all the veggies I could have eaten but didn’t, my pickiness solved by a dinosaur companion.

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triSARAHtops | self-consciously narcissistic | Page 2

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). Lessons Learned in a Galaxy Far, Far Away. December 4, 2015. December 2, 2015. Dear George Lucas,. There is nothing that I can say that hasn’t been said a million times already (mostly by people far more eloquent than myself). You have disappointed me time and time again. Still, I suppose I owe you a thank you. I am talking about the disappointment of you claiming Han shot first. I am speaking to the tragedy that is ‘Phantom Menace’. What were you thinking?

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Happy Mother’s Day | triSARAHtops

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). Happy Mother’s Day. May 8, 2015. May 8, 2015. Thank you for being so much more awesome than other Mom’s out there. After all, you raised me how many other Moms can say that? The answer is none. No other Moms can say that. I am grateful for you every day (and not just because you let me quit Sea Cadets when Dad wanted me to stick it out). Thank you for always being there for me, even when I am being a brat. Actually, thank you for being there for me. Thank you ...

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All About the Author (or, Simply Shameless). August 17, 2016. August 17, 2016. We walked for hours, traipsing through the wooded wonder that is the Wild West Coast, content to explore with no destination. The mossy floor a sponge springing back after each footfall. Filler for Content: A Prelude. June 24, 2016. June 23, 2016. I love that word). Are you satisfied, Dear Reader? Would it help if I told you that this is actually a prelude to a few funny stories I plan to share with you in the coming weeks?