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How to get to School, Singapore Style | The World According To Conison
https://conison.wordpress.com/2011/02/11/how-to-get-to-school-singapore-style
The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. How to get to School, Singapore Style. Wait for six to ten minutes for bus as stated on bus schedule. Then wait another five minutes. Then wait two more minutes. Furiously wave down approaching bus, scramble on, touch bus pass to reader to charge for ride. Once at stop, press stop button while praying it’s the correct button and not some emergenc...
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Aww Hail (or, How to Use the Singaporean Bus System) | The World According To Conison
https://conison.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/aww-hail-or-how-to-use-the-singaporean-bus-system
The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. Aww Hail (or, How to Use the Singaporean Bus System). The challenges begin before you even reach at the stop, as you generally have to cross several lanes of traffic, all of which is going the wrong way (they drive on the left here…fascists) and at high speeds. And they don’t take too kindly to pedestrians either, even in crosswalks. A) most buses do n...
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The World According To Conison | Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. | Page 2
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The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. Vegemite, or Foods to Never Eat Part 1. No, we have not made a trip down under since coming to Singapore. We were, however, given the opportunity to try Vegemite while in Bangkok. Being children of the eighties, we couldn’t resist its storied allure. I think we can sum up the experience in one word: Don’t. You can thank us later. From → Uncategori...
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Early Morning Airport Poetry | The World According To Conison
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The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. Early Morning Airport Poetry. While waiting for our recent early-morning flight to Bangkok (and apparently delusional from lack of sleep), we noticed the line next to us was exceptionally long. Stepping back to see the destination, we were inspired to express ourselves through the majesty of syllabically-restrained poetry. Note to self today:. Enter yo...
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The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. I’m sorry, Baby. I’ll never do it again. Durian. Why God, why? Foods Never to Eat Part 2). Weekend(ish) Update 03: One Night In Bangkok, or Wat’s Up With the Ding-Dang Ping-Pong in Patpong? How to get to School, Singapore Style. Weekend(ish) Update 03: One Night In Bangkok, or Wat’s Up With the Ding-Dang Ping-Pong in Patpong? Laquo; Older Entries.
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I’m sorry, Baby. I’ll never do it again. | The World According To Conison
https://conison.wordpress.com/2011/04/10/im-sorry-baby-ill-never-do-it-again
The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. I’m sorry, Baby. I’ll never do it again. Like we always do. From → Uncategorized. Larr; We’re ba-a-a-ack! Leave one →. 10 April 2011 12:12 pm. Love you guys,. 13 April 2011 8:10 pm. We missed you in Dubai, too! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Create...
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We’re ba-a-a-ack! | The World According To Conison
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The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. We’ve got trips to Hong Kong and Hanoi and Dubai and really this is just my passive aggressive way of hinting to MC that he should update. So stay tuned, there’s much more to come…. From → A Day in the Life. Larr; Durian. Why God, why? Foods Never to Eat Part 2). I’m sorry, Baby. I’ll never do it again. →. Leave one →. 2 April 2011 7:19 pm. Enter your ...
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Vegemite, or Foods to Never Eat Part 1 | The World According To Conison
https://conison.wordpress.com/2011/02/01/vegemite-or-foods-to-never-eat-part-1
The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. Vegemite, or Foods to Never Eat Part 1. No, we have not made a trip down under since coming to Singapore. We were, however, given the opportunity to try Vegemite while in Bangkok. Being children of the eighties, we couldn’t resist its storied allure. I think we can sum up the experience in one word: Don’t. You can thank us later. Leave one →. Weekend(i...
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Durian. Why God, why? (Foods Never to Eat Part 2) | The World According To Conison
https://conison.wordpress.com/2011/02/20/durian-why-god-why-foods-never-to-eat-part-2
The World According To Conison. Today’s forecast: it’s gonna be hot and wet. That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle. Durian. Why God, why? Foods Never to Eat Part 2). We had our first (and last) encounter with the local ahem delicacy known as durian the other night. It's such a heinous violation, they don't even fine you.they make you eat more durian. You’re probably driven to ask: But if everyone eats it, how could it be so offensive? I will tell you. Assuming you’v...
