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The Monkey Attacked Me: The Story of Phillip and John
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Tuesday, August 23, 2005. The Story of Phillip and John. This is the story of Phillip and John, two best friends who lived in the Forest. Phillip was a little man, not just short or small, but little man. So little in fact, that he lived in a mushroom. John was a raccoon and regular sized. He slept in a burrow like most other raccoons. Posted by Kelly @ 10:43 AM. The ending, like a kick in the stomach! Hahahaha, so orignal. well done. Conve...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: Smirnoff Music Center
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Friday, September 16, 2005. So, YayCoffee and I went to see Weezer and Foo Fighters last night. Aaaaawesoooome! I can't bring in my blanket? BlanketNazi: "No blankets tonight.". The site says blankets are allowed.". BlanketNazi: "Not tonight. Not with this crowd.". Not with this crowd? What was "this crowd" going to do with blankets that was so terrifying that an all out ban was issued? What if it rained again? Not with this crowd. I really...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: The House, Part 1
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Tuesday, August 16, 2005. The House, Part 1. So, I am finding myself struggling to come up with interesting, funny material for the blog. I don't have many standard stories left. I began to think over the things I had done in recent years to see if there was a story in there. Then I remembered, THE HOUSE! Now I know where my habit of "touching up" my black attire with a Sharpie came from. The bedroom is rather unremarkable. Although, I ...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: Accidental Lesbian Date
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Okay, so I have accidentally gotten a date with a lesbian. Really, do I come off lesbian? Posted by Kelly @ 7:59 PM. Surfing some of the lesbian. Blogs today I stumbled onto your blog. I liked it! Thanks for the posts. Blog spam aside, I think this is one of my favorite. Dallas, Texas, United States. I don't remember life before sarcasm, and I don't want to think of life without it. View my complete profile.
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The Monkey Attacked Me: The Story of Wyatt
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Thursday, September 29, 2005. The Story of Wyatt. To most, the life of a snail must seem quite boring. But like humans, each snail is very different. Some lead quiet, peaceful lives. Others lives are filled with excitement, intrigue and passion. This is the story of one such snail. Welcome to a particularly exciting day in the life of Wyatt. Sometimes, he would be rolled very far away from his intended destination. But today, he was ext...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: How to Fake A Music Orgasm
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Thursday, March 03, 2005. How to Fake A Music Orgasm. Really, my taste in music isn't all that great. I just fake it well. Honestly, I would prefer to just listen to Weezer, Green Day and Pearl Jam all the time. Give me some Cranberries and a little Garbage, and I am a happy girl. But sadly, not everyone is stuck in 1995 (though Garbage may have been more 1996). I am not really a "music" person, but my friends are. And "music" people? In pr...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: I Don't Know That Kid
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. I Don't Know That Kid. I was watching an old Bill Mahr stand up routine, and he was talking about marijuana. He was saying something along the lines of who crazy it is that people are always going on and on about the horrible consequences of drug use and how drugs kill and if you smoke pot you are killing kids. He went on to say that what about the BENEFITS of smoking pot? What about "Light My Fire?
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The Monkey Attacked Me: Superheroes
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Thursday, May 05, 2005. So, I was reading the MSN article about best superhero costumes. They were not big fans of Wolverine not wearing the yellow spandex. But if you really think about it, why would a mutant who wanted to keep his mutantness on the DL wear Look At Me Yellow? Wouldn't he stick with basic black to blend in to the background more? And what kind of stealthy attacks could be made in yellow? Or is it Evil Lynn? You've probably ...
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The Monkey Attacked Me: Showdown at the Monkey Attack Victim's Corral
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The Monkey Attacked Me. One girl's struggle against the bizarre. Wednesday, February 16, 2005. Showdown at the Monkey Attack Victim's Corral. A little background, I used to live in the country. Some of you may be thinking about how nice and relaxing the country must be. Here's something they don't tell you about: roosters. Roosters that crow (cock-a-doodle? After a bit of unnecessary ducking for cover and completely necessary cursing, I began the BB search. I couldn't tell where the BB went, nor did ...
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Ripped In Glasgow: EXCLUSIVE ERROR OPERATOR MIX for ACID TED
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Saturday, 1 January 2011. EXCLUSIVE ERROR OPERATOR MIX for ACID TED. This comes to you via the magic of the 'scheduled post' feature as I'm off gallivanting and will be unlikely to string many words together for a few days. Here's a very special post on behalf of a very special blog. A few days ago I got an email from Ctel from Acid Ted, asking if I could post the following mix. A no-brainer of course, and for a very worthy cause. Here's the blurb from Ctel:. You will want this mix. I’d like others...
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