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The Atkinson Family: March 2008
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008. This weekend we went to the zoo. What a great way to spend a nice winter afternoon with the family. It was enjoyable and yet oddly uncomfortable. Please allow me to explain. I could not believe what I was hearing. Was it my face looking at the rear of the Gibbons? No Were my eyes glued to the baboon buttocks? No Was I the one debating whether the dangling object looked penile or clitoral? I might have possibly. Participated in this discussion). In reality, he. From this experienc...
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The Atkinson Family: Pink
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Friday, February 15, 2008. Something about the color pink is so scrumptious to me. It goes beyond the normal, "What's your favorite color? Feeling. I mean, I. The color pink. I want to look at it, own it, lick it, squeeze it, touch it and eat it. I see a pink something, anything, and I can imaging myself rolling in it or rolling on it. The little girl clothing section of any store is a problem. I don't necessarily want to buy the pink dresses, but I want to feel them. Just the pink ones. There is one thi...
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The Atkinson Family: January 2008
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Saturday, January 26, 2008. Afros' Belong On Your Head. Laser hair removal. Some need it, others abuse it. I believe, overall, humans have a love hate relationship with hair. Men pay for hair plugs to be shoved into their scalp, mourn fallen hair on the pillow and resort to comb overs as camouflage, while women wax, shave and pluck hair from their bodies to be rid of the ugly strays. And why would you think wispy hairs at the nape of your neck are manly? A clear abuse of the laser! Now on the other hand.
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The Atkinson Family: Genitals Or GeniTails?
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008. This weekend we went to the zoo. What a great way to spend a nice winter afternoon with the family. It was enjoyable and yet oddly uncomfortable. Please allow me to explain. I could not believe what I was hearing. Was it my face looking at the rear of the Gibbons? No Were my eyes glued to the baboon buttocks? No Was I the one debating whether the dangling object looked penile or clitoral? I might have possibly. Participated in this discussion). In reality, he. From this experienc...
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The Atkinson Family: December 2007
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Thursday, December 27, 2007. Part man, part myth, part legend. (He loves it when I talk like this). Many have heard of the heroic acts this man has performed, and the lives he has saved, but these are stories I never tire of telling. It all began at work one day. A sunflower seed lodged in the throat of a desperate co-worker. Gasping for air, the co-worker rushed pleadingly into my brothers office, begging for the Heimlich to be performed. And perform it, he did. Life #1 saved. Lives #5 and #6 are out on...
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The Atkinson Family: They Should Have Know Better
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008. They Should Have Know Better. My Parents are on an "extended" getaway, and so we have been communicating via email and snail mail. It has been interesting communicating this way, and it has been a good reminder to me that long distant jokes have the potential to backfire. I was recounting word for word what each card contained, when something over came me. I had a sudden urge to write words that were not actually included. The "thank you/sex life" cards were mailed to potentially ...
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The Atkinson Family: April 2008
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008. I Would Love a Piece . . . (of Ass). My new job has changed me. Some may say it is for the better. I am inclined to disagree. For the past three months I have been forced to see things with a different ticker tape of words running through my head. I would happily go through my day, laughing to myself, loving the fact that everyday language could sound so inappropriate. Do people realize what they are saying? Now, I sill privately amuse myself, but I am unable to share any. Does a...
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The Atkinson Family: May 2008
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008. They Should Have Know Better. My Parents are on an "extended" getaway, and so we have been communicating via email and snail mail. It has been interesting communicating this way, and it has been a good reminder to me that long distant jokes have the potential to backfire. I was recounting word for word what each card contained, when something over came me. I had a sudden urge to write words that were not actually included. The "thank you/sex life" cards were mailed to potentially ...
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The Atkinson Family: November 2007
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Is my child normal? I always wonder. Sometimes he does things that make me doubt. I know he is smart, I know he can read and add, he cares about animals and people, but it is the things he says that sometimes make me think.What was that? Please don't do that. So the coach tells this story. The game was serious and the kids were getting frustrated. Kyler was trying to "pump" up the sideline players, so he says to the kids,. Come on guys, they just need a word of encouragement!
