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Leah's Adventures in Las Vegas: January 2013
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Leah's Adventures in Las Vegas. This curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. 'But it's no use now,' thought poor Leah, 'to pretend to be two people! Why, there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable person! Monday, January 14, 2013. I'm Leaving Las Vegas. I’m leaving Las Vegas in April. Wow, that went fast. My first weekend here a friend told me not to lose my dignity to all the shiny objects of Vegas that would be dangled in front of me. “Ohh! Dated a Jersey Boy. There ar...
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The Yoga Stripper: How Has Your Background Influenced the Stories You Want to Tell?
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015. How Has Your Background Influenced the Stories You Want to Tell? I’m a country girl; I want to tell stories about people loving one another without pretension, families finding peace in simplicity, and children creating entire worlds with their imaginations. However, a year later, I didn’t want to go back home to the United States. I’d learned to speak Portuguese through immersion, and I’d created a new life for myself. I’m a Las Vegas stripper; I want to tell stories abou...
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The Yoga Stripper: August 2013
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Thursday, August 29, 2013. Dear Friend - Life in Los Angeles. I’m also trying to improve my ability to write comedic sitcoms. I’m analyzing some of the best sitcoms figuring out their formulas and analyzing their characters. My improv classes are amazingly helpful in this. Through improv, I am gaining a much better understanding of comedic characters and scenes. Practically every decent comedic performer and writer studies improvisation. I already have one amazing and connected friend out here, my friend...
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The Yoga Stripper: April 2014
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Saturday, April 19, 2014. For months, I’ve been listening to the song Dulcinea. When I first listened, I cried. Sometimes, when I listen to this song, when I’ve been alone in my room for too long and I’ve begun to feel insane and worthless, I still cry. The song is sung by. Don Quixote, a crazy man: he believes he is a valiant knight, he fights imaginary monsters and he dreams impossible dreams. Everyone agrees that he is a fool. The song is sung for a barmaid, some down-and-out wretch slinging beer.
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The Yoga Stripper: A car thief costs me $340 and convinces me that I'm going mad
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Saturday, January 4, 2014. A car thief costs me $340 and convinces me that I'm going mad. I locked my keys in my car the other night. I'd left them on the passenger seat. I decided to deal with it in the morning. In the morning my car had been stolen. I called insurance to find out that theft wasn't covered. I called my mother and told her to cash in my mutual funds. Finally, I found my car title with my license number and called the police. Legally between two cars:. What's wrong with me? I can stop sad...
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The Yoga Stripper: December 2013
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Friday, December 27, 2013. Dear Friend: Snapchat Dick Pics Wanted. It’s been awhile since I’ve written to you, and I want to catch you up on my life in LA. In lieu of our once-lengthy correspondences, we’ve texted, liked each other’s Facebook statuses and you’ve sent me snapchats of your day-to-day activities. What about the concept of Snapchat exactly are you not understanding? Is it the part where you should be sending me dick pics, but instead are NOT sending me dick pics? I’m not a whore! I am very g...
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The Yoga Stripper: Dear Friend: Snapchat Dick Pics Wanted
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Friday, December 27, 2013. Dear Friend: Snapchat Dick Pics Wanted. It’s been awhile since I’ve written to you, and I want to catch you up on my life in LA. In lieu of our once-lengthy correspondences, we’ve texted, liked each other’s Facebook statuses and you’ve sent me snapchats of your day-to-day activities. What about the concept of Snapchat exactly are you not understanding? Is it the part where you should be sending me dick pics, but instead are NOT sending me dick pics? I’m not a whore! I am very g...
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The Yoga Stripper: September 2013
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013. A Fight in the Car. I engage in behavior - destructive and immoral. The proud owner of breathtaking stories. The Guide in my brain,. For right from wrong. Want to see what will happen. The plot is fine. Color and light shift,. Finally, I write. I walk down an ominous road. Spending hours staring at, imagining and reimagining. Through strength their malicious powers away;. I defeat their fear. Pain is a funny joke. Monday, September 2, 2013. 3) A place where I feel safe walking.
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The Yoga Stripper: 25 Reasons Why I Swiped Left (Rejected You) on Tinder WARNING: MEAN POST!!!
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014. 25 Reasons Why I Swiped Left (Rejected You) on Tinder WARNING: MEAN POST! Aren’t we all on Tinder for the swiping? I don’t even especially want to meet anyone, but I’m addicted to the swiping! Tinder is an epic game of Hot or Not. Where I can hook up with the people that I deem HOT! I get confidence points every time there's a match! 8220;I don't care! I don’t care! 8221; Those are lyrics to this song:. You’re ugly. Sorry… imagine I put that in a gentler way. I’ve already ...
