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Your Face: 11.2001
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Flavour of the Month: cheese. I got Shenmue II, but it just sits there, laughing. 'You can't play me until you finished the first one', it chuckles. I spent about 45 minutes getting Disc 3 up and running as well. For about 34.77, I got:. Shenmue II ( 29.99). Playnation ( 2.99). Free DVD of Dominion Tank Police. Free 22-track music CD. 5 for the price of 3. Not bad. I will get my sweet revenge on Blacks when the time comes. Oh yes. I will. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 19:20. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 20:40.
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Your Face: 07.2001
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For those about to rock, WE SALUTE YOU! Tribute bands are filth. Why do they exist? I have only room for 'The Bootleg Beatles', because they've been around for some time. Why hate 'em? They lack creativity, they don't need to bother with originality and they charge a bomb. The latest of these shambles is 'Here'say' - not 'hear', but 'here'. They have one 'album', if you can call it that, are filthier than Hitler, and no apparent reason but to leech. They are always in shadows. Alright, look at me! As I a...
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Your Face: 03.2002
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Not really something new, the Daria film was on today. Basically, it was an extended episode, of about 80 minutes. But it was a good flick. The same irony was inserted, but there were plenty of morals in there as well. Pity that Barry Norman(c/o the Radio Times) gave it a 3/5 - a 'not-so-sure' mark. Vague, to say the most. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 18:27. The Queen Mum's dead. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 19:51. Sonic Adventure 2, for real. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 08:04. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 20:13.
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Your Face: 04.2007
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Darling Balls of May. WOAH Time to start this again, for some reason. Aye, no-one shall read this thing for a good while or whatever, but I'll just use it as a diary for myself and whoever else. They never sack you for incompetence. Just everything else, like swearies or being nude or something vulgar like that. OKAY! Posted by Bladam Bliff at 21:30.
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It gets my goat. The law of the playground. The least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet. Come to Weebl's they've got. badgers. (and excellent animations! Professor Stephen Hawking gives up the Lucasian Chair at Cambridge University for a career as a Gangsta Rapper. has to be heard to believed! Has the seal of approval of the great man himself. TV nostalgia at its best. or is it? Welcome to the news as seen through the eyes of a child. TV Listings as they should be. Producers of...
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Your Face: 09.2001
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Who better than Kanyon? Me, that's who). I saw the event of WWF Unforgiven. The Hurricane is the most humourous fellow I have seen in a long time. His entrance video has him flying past the moon! He spins a lot! He has face make-up on, like any other unforgiving superhero! HE HAS A CAPE! He uses that cape in a really bad move! Whatever it is, it would easily get in Wrestlecrap (no link. Because the site closed down) if it were still here. Second to that is Perry Saturn screaming 'Mopppppyyyy! K) A group ...
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Your Face: 06.2001
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Right, the Olympics usually do bore us, with the plain old events performed by really dull athletes. How about new events:. The 'Cover the court before it gets wet' event (team game). Jockey Sprints, 50m and 100m. Musical Statues with 'performance enhancing drugs' version. Pillow Fight on poles. Sticking the word 'Olympic' in front of any. Of these instantly elevates it to a great height indeed. Groovy. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 18:45. What's. happening to me? Is my music taste evolving/maturing? Of cour...
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Your Face: 12.2001
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I managed to find an original copy of the vinyl of New Order's 'Blue Monday' from 1983. Not a scratch on it. Which was nice. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 20:10. I didn't choose to celebrate the New Year. It just isn't worth it. OK, you get to do things with others, but isn't it just an excuse? I'm more likely to go to some reunion thing as that has purpose. Plus, I couldn't think of anything to do. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 19:43. Blaxpoitation theatre presents: Black to the Future. Go to one of those conve...
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Your Face: 01.2002
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Cheesy, nu-breeders; nowt wrong wit' them. I don't know abuot my standards, but I'm finding the song 'Get Naked' really catchy(performed by Methods of Mayhem featuring Fred Durst, l'il Kim, Mixmaster Mike and some other persons). Yes, I don't care what people say about it being cheap 'n' all that crap, but it's a fine, dirty song. Get, get naked! Posted by Bladam Bliff at 21:42. Imagine England times two. Posted by Bladam Bliff at 19:46. Man, I need to take my idea to a height! It needs to be damned.