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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! When all is said and done . The funeral was yesterday, and I just woke up from a very exhausting day. This event was held on such short notice because my mother wished to get it over with as quickly as humanly possible. I guess she thought that if she got through the funeral it would help with her pain. An NYPD color guard rendered honors and saw my father's casket to the hearse. Police cars escorted the funeral procession; again I rode in the limo...

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! When all is said and done . The funeral was yesterday, and I just woke up from a very exhausting day. This event was held on such short notice because my mother wished to get it over with as quickly as humanly possible. I guess she thought that if she got through the funeral it would help with her pain. An NYPD color guard rendered honors and saw my father's casket to the hearse. Police cars escorted the funeral procession; again I rode in the limo...

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!: Twilight - Chapter Sixteen

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! Twilight - Chapter Sixteen. In which Carlisle leaves so as not to distract from Edward. You know what's worse than suffering a massive seasonal allergy attack? Suffering a massive seasonal allergy attack and reading Twilight. The chapter opens with Meyer staunchly refusing to use the word "said" in her dialogue tags. Come in," Carlisle's voice invited. Those few you may find are the exceptions that prove the rule. Carlisle asks them what they want.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!: April 2010

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! I've tried editing down my post on chapter thirteen because, frankly, it is turning into a beast. There is just so much wrong with this chapter that I find myself constantly going into great detail to describe something else Meyer fucked up royally. This is really getting ridiculous. Look forward to Twilight: Chapter Thirteen, Part the First, very soon. Posted by The Twilight Snarker. My mind is going. Don't worry, fair readers. I haven't forgotten...

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!: November 2010

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! Anti Spotlight - Let's Watch Twilight. The Distressed Watcher, from That Guy with the Glasses, has begun a series of videos in which he watches and mocks Twilight, which he describes as one of the worst movies ever made. The Distressed Watcher's Blip page. Posted by The Twilight Snarker. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Be sure to read the introduction. For a better snarking experience. :). Thesaurus Rape : 33. Anti Spotlight - Lets Watch Twilight.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!: July 2010

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! Anti Spotlight: You Are Bella. View "You Are Bella" Playlist. You know, I sometimes think that one of the most amusing parts of what I do is watching the kind of mental gymnastics diehard fans of Twilight perform to excuse the inconsistencies, plot holes, factual errors, etc. I once brought up one of Meyer's bigger errors, the claim that Esme's island is off the west coast of Brazil. THE WEST COAST OF BRAZIL! Enter You Are Bella. An in depth examinatio...

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!: October 2010

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KILL IT WITH FIRE! By Stephenie Meyer, is epic fail! Twilight - Chapter Fourteen. Meyer takes a big steaming infodump all over the audience. The scene starts with Edward driving. It appears our super special awesome sparklepire is a pro at driving normally as well as insanely fast. Like so many things, it seemed to be effortless to him. He barely looked at the road, yet the tires never deviated so much as a centimeter from the center of the lane. Would it have been too much work for Meyer to look up some...

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Moving Forward While Looking Backward | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? Moving Forward While Looking Backward. Herein lies the beauty of blogging, or really of any sort of journal-keeping. It’s easy to take a quick look back through the archives to see exactly what was going on at any given point of your chronicled life. 8221; (Or something like that.). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). National Poetry Month Begins. Enter your comment here.

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NaPoWriMo Day 13 | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? My poem inspired by today’s NaPoWriMo prompt actually has a small story behind it. A few months after we met, Dear Boyfriend and I went down to Hatteras Island in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. It was a completely impromptu trip, and it was originally supposed to be to going to Cape Lookout. Where my parents enjoyed a very quiet week in a quaint little town. Shower. As we watched the meteors fall, we made wishes. 8220;Falling Faster Than the Stars”. Wonder...

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“…and I can eat CAKE whenever I WANT!!” | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? 8220;…and I can eat CAKE whenever I WANT! When I was a kid, I wanted to be a teenager. When I was a teenager, I wanted to be an adult. I had no concept of the responsibilities that would come with adulthood. I think one sign of actually being a grown up is that I would not want to go back to being a child or a teenager. Most of the responsibilities that come with being an adult aren’t fun, things like bills, taxes, and moving. But as much as thos...If my siste...

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NaPoWriMo Day 12 | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? I’m actually not a fan of either piece I wrote today. At the end of the month, I will have 60 poems. I realize that not every poem will be a winner. Of today’s two pieces, I slightly prefer the Poem-A-Day draft better than the NaPoWriMo one, so that is the one I’ll share. Some days are hot and hazy,. When it doesn’t pay to dress. I’ve beaten feeling lazy:. That’s when my writing’s best. When it doesn’t pay to dress,. My clothes hither, thither strewn,. You are...

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National Poetry Month Begins | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? National Poetry Month Begins. And so does Script Frenzy. But that’s another challenge entirely.). And Script Frenzy. I’m also going to try to do National Poetry Writing Month. Which is what inspired this poem:. One april first, twenty-eleven ]. My father watches over the Oceans,. My mother, the Skies up above. To the Mountains go my sisters’ devotion. While to the Fires, my brothers’ great love. The last in a long line of protectors,. But at least I’m wr...

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NaPoWriMo 2011 | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? It’s April. You DO know what means, don’t you? Here’s the short answer:. It’s time for more writing challenges! Anyway, without further delay, I bring you April’s poems, nicely collected on a single page. April 1, 2011. Note: This is a very, very rough draft. My father watches over the Oceans,. My mother, the Skies up above. To the Mountains go my sisters’ devotion. While to the Fires, my brothers’ great love. The last in a long line of protectors,. I’ll just ...

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On Choices We Make | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? On Choices We Make. Of course, then there’s Script Frenzy. I had finally caught up with Screnzy. I went to bed, exhausted and really ready for a trip to Dreamland. I woke up yesterday morning, grabbed a caffeinated beverage, sat down at my computer, and found…. 8230;my computer restarted itself. Windows Update be damned! No Had there been an emergency backup of the file made? And now to go make some biscuits. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). All origin...

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NaPoWriMo Day 3 | A Jayde of All Trades

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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? Today’s challenge over at the NaPoWriMo. Because I’m a fan of full disclosure, transparency, whatever you want to call it, I feel compelled to explain my thought process here. I should also warn you that most of this is coming completely out of left field and was comprised on the fly and should be taken with a GIGANTIC grain of salt. 8230;yeah, like I said, take it with a grain of salt. It is what it is, as they say. L - @- ST. Laquo; NaPoWriMo Day 2. You are ...

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