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The Sporkings of Das Mervin and Company. We Suffer Through It So You Dont Have To! Created on 23 June 2009 (#20832997). Last updated on 19 August 2016. Select Members , Moderated. Taking on bad writing one mangled metaphor at a time. Hello and a happy day. This? Credit for the name of this journal goes to. This comm was originally a place where I,. It, too. We’re long-winded and we tear the bad writing featured here to shreds, but by God, we make our damn point! Is for. You can talk them all day over...
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Moving Forward While Looking Backward | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? Moving Forward While Looking Backward. Herein lies the beauty of blogging, or really of any sort of journal-keeping. It’s easy to take a quick look back through the archives to see exactly what was going on at any given point of your chronicled life. 8221; (Or something like that.). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). National Poetry Month Begins. Enter your comment here.
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NaPoWriMo Day 13 | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? My poem inspired by today’s NaPoWriMo prompt actually has a small story behind it. A few months after we met, Dear Boyfriend and I went down to Hatteras Island in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. It was a completely impromptu trip, and it was originally supposed to be to going to Cape Lookout. Where my parents enjoyed a very quiet week in a quaint little town. Shower. As we watched the meteors fall, we made wishes. 8220;Falling Faster Than the Stars”. Wonder...
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“…and I can eat CAKE whenever I WANT!!” | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? 8220;…and I can eat CAKE whenever I WANT! When I was a kid, I wanted to be a teenager. When I was a teenager, I wanted to be an adult. I had no concept of the responsibilities that would come with adulthood. I think one sign of actually being a grown up is that I would not want to go back to being a child or a teenager. Most of the responsibilities that come with being an adult aren’t fun, things like bills, taxes, and moving. But as much as thos...If my siste...
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NaPoWriMo Day 12 | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? I’m actually not a fan of either piece I wrote today. At the end of the month, I will have 60 poems. I realize that not every poem will be a winner. Of today’s two pieces, I slightly prefer the Poem-A-Day draft better than the NaPoWriMo one, so that is the one I’ll share. Some days are hot and hazy,. When it doesn’t pay to dress. I’ve beaten feeling lazy:. That’s when my writing’s best. When it doesn’t pay to dress,. My clothes hither, thither strewn,. You are...
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National Poetry Month Begins | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? National Poetry Month Begins. And so does Script Frenzy. But that’s another challenge entirely.). And Script Frenzy. I’m also going to try to do National Poetry Writing Month. Which is what inspired this poem:. One april first, twenty-eleven ]. My father watches over the Oceans,. My mother, the Skies up above. To the Mountains go my sisters’ devotion. While to the Fires, my brothers’ great love. The last in a long line of protectors,. But at least I’m wr...
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NaPoWriMo 2011 | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? It’s April. You DO know what means, don’t you? Here’s the short answer:. It’s time for more writing challenges! Anyway, without further delay, I bring you April’s poems, nicely collected on a single page. April 1, 2011. Note: This is a very, very rough draft. My father watches over the Oceans,. My mother, the Skies up above. To the Mountains go my sisters’ devotion. While to the Fires, my brothers’ great love. The last in a long line of protectors,. I’ll just ...
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On Choices We Make | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? On Choices We Make. Of course, then there’s Script Frenzy. I had finally caught up with Screnzy. I went to bed, exhausted and really ready for a trip to Dreamland. I woke up yesterday morning, grabbed a caffeinated beverage, sat down at my computer, and found…. 8230;my computer restarted itself. Windows Update be damned! No Had there been an emergency backup of the file made? And now to go make some biscuits. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). All origin...
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NaPoWriMo Day 3 | A Jayde of All Trades
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A Jayde of All Trades. And a master of…some? Today’s challenge over at the NaPoWriMo. Because I’m a fan of full disclosure, transparency, whatever you want to call it, I feel compelled to explain my thought process here. I should also warn you that most of this is coming completely out of left field and was comprised on the fly and should be taken with a GIGANTIC grain of salt. 8230;yeah, like I said, take it with a grain of salt. It is what it is, as they say. L - @- ST. Laquo; NaPoWriMo Day 2. You are ...