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Whats?! In the HAT!?: March 2013

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Welcome to the things that are going through my brain. I know, not nearly as dirty as you'd think. Either way, if you're not sure, poke it with a stick, and if it looks scary, don't mess with it. - Curator H4773r. H47 and T1nks Toy Box. Sunday, March 17, 2013. I have mentioned the Harlem Shake Meme in a previous post. AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! What DOES seem to be relevant is a fantastic similarity of the ORIGINAL VIDEO. To another older meme "Norway's Crazy Humping Men". Friday, March 15, 2013.

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The King Of Deprecation: The 10 Best Essays Of 2009

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Random Self Help Books. Monday, January 4, 2010. The 10 Best Essays Of 2009. Jesus, have I really been writing these stupid things for a year already? Well, actually, since March, so, ya know, no. Not a year. Why I am I doing this then? Ah, fuck it. Everyone loves Time Life's amazing greatest hits compilations! No no I said everyone. Stop shaking your head. Or continue, see if I care. *sniff*). So with that in mind, I thought it would be wise to assemble (no disassemble! WHAT IS THE KING OF DEPRECATION?

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DO FOR IT RECORDS- ARTISTS

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As You Become Us. Texas based metal band the Spectacle are releasing their fourth album Burn the Evidence in 2015. .Songs tackle such topics as our dependency on consumer products, our obsession with fashion and a selfish style of life that we are all addicted to. Said A to B. Curtains, I tell you. Will you have lived a better life? Taking an oath and leaving blood on the floor, electrified. Convoy and the Cattlemen is a shower of Country Gold. A six piece from Arlington Texas, they have opened for t...

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: 9/11/11 - 9/18/11

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Friday, September 16, 2011. Expanding Universe Video Journal: Part One Now Posted! Hey, remember that thing we did this summer? You know. that thing where you drive around and play music and do fun stuff while losing lots of money? Oh yeah. touring! Well, while we were touring, the camera was rolling. a lot. We ended up with hours and hours of footage (thank you, digital camera with built-in hard drive! And now we're trickling the juicy bits down to you a little at a time, starting with the video above!

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: 7/3/11 - 7/10/11

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011. Expanding Universe: A Risque Cafe and the Atlantian Re-exploration. Sunday, July 3 2011. You can probably see where this is going. Labels: expanding universe tour. Sunday, July 3, 2011. Expanding Universe: Redemption in Gainesvile. Saturday, July 2 2011. At the end of the last semi-angry, semi-bitter (well, mostly bitter) blog entry, I begged for Gainesville to redeem Florida in our eyes. The first thing that happened when we piled out of our van? Labels: expanding universe tour.

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: Expanding Universe: The Journey Begins

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Saturday, June 25, 2011. Expanding Universe: The Journey Begins. Friday, June 24 2011. If there is one phrase that best describes the condition of our trusty (/not trusty) van, The Macho Van, that phrase would be: riddled with problems. Since we returned from our mini-Texas tour,. Macho has been in and out of various shops to fix various problems for various costs. The one constant, however, was that the Macho Van was overheating, and no amount of work ever seemed to fix that. Oh yes. Two. Own Wes Howard...

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: 5/20/12 - 5/27/12

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Monday, May 21, 2012. A Financial Distress Call from your Friends in URIZEN. Gather 'round, children. We have an impure tale to tell. These are dire times, and certainly not times to beat around the bush, so let's just come right out with it: WE NEED MONEY. Okay, well. that's a little too direct. Let me offer up some context. I want to be completely upfront and honest about things here, so bear with me as I present you with a lot of text all at once! Fast forward to last Friday. *foreboding ellipses*.

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: Expanding Universe: Onward to St. Louis

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Sunday, June 26, 2011. Expanding Universe: Onward to St. Louis. Saturday, June 25 2011. We departed from Fort Worth at about 3am and began a long sleepy journey through Oklahoma and Missouri. The trip was largely free of difficulties, as the formerly overheating Macho Van was now ice cold and problem-free. The fuel gauge, however, is still quite broken. My name is Inigo Montoya. Many hours and many Immortal drum-alongs later, we finally arrived at 2720 Cherokee in St. Louis. US v Mexico revisited. The li...

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URIZEN | Intergalactic Blog System: 8/14/11 - 8/21/11

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Monday, August 15, 2011. URIZEN Summer Update: The Final Frontier. So that's the bad news. Dealing with the reality of that situation has been very difficult for me. And the only thing keeping me from strangling myself with a1/4" cable right now is the divine intervention of a little band from Nashville, TN that some of you may have heard of. a group of auditory warriors known as The Protomen. We shall come creeping out again soon, stronger than ever and ready to be merry with you all once more!