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Ryan's Movie Reviews: November 2015
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Sunday, November 29, 2015. Plot Summary: After rumors of a murder, a newly reformed film club find themselves meeting the same fate as the previous club. Review: It's almost as if the creators were like, "Okay, see this ball in our hands? I have no clue. Final Rating: 5.5/10. Links to this post. Wednesday, November 25, 2015. So what the hell is going on in this story? You're going with that? Well, ok...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: August 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Wednesday, August 31, 2016. The Fog (2005 remake) Review. Plot Summary: Ghosts.in the fog.want revenge or something.it really doesn't matter. Review: This might not be the worst remake of all time, but it sure as hell was pointless and shitacular. I'll give them a tiny bit of credit for attempting. I remember wasting my money to see this in the theater.I fully apologize for that. Oh, yeah, sure, they...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: January 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Sunday, January 31, 2016. Plot Summary: Centuries after a past calamity, humanity lives in a futuristic, domed city where you can only live until the age of 30. Review: With the rise of dystopian fiction for young adults, you'd think this film would gain more recognition. Maybe it's the whole '70s vibe that holds it back for modern audiences? So what is going on in this future? I'm sorry, where was I?
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: September 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Wednesday, September 28, 2016. Plot Summary: Returning after years of war, a samurai is assigned to kill two monsters that turn out to be the vengeful spirits of his murdered wife and mother. Notable Moment: When Gintoki first appears before his leader- dude looks like Goku or something with that hair and wannabe power pole. Links to this post. Monday, September 26, 2016. Review: This is yet another.
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: May 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Tuesday, May 31, 2016. Plot Summary: After a surge of strange disappearances, a young couple learns a supernatural force is involved. Yeaaah.you'll notice quite a bit of dead end plot lines like this that we're simply meant to accept at face value. I don't understand this plot point. How or why would this matter? What bugs me most is that wasted potential of the ghost. Surprisingly, the girl in r...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: July 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Saturday, July 30, 2016. Plot Summary: After covering up their friend's death, a bunch of bitches are stalked by a hooded killer. Review: It really shouldn't have been difficult to improve on the original yet they managed to screw it up anyway. Of course! I guess this is the 4D experience? Definitely a vast improvement over the original cast. Let me get this straight.you're the valedictorian of y...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: My Film Rating Scale
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Sunday, June 5, 2016. My Film Rating Scale. This is a special Rika request. Scroll down for the full list of what equates at each point level! Well, here is the breakdown of how I operate. Compensated for the horrendous plot problems. Project, killing Channing Tatum, etc. can, on occasion, boost a final rating. This is why films like "The Machine Girl" can get such a high rating. Ex "The Monster Squa...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: December 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Friday, December 30, 2016. Dark Tales of Japan Review. Plot Summary: An anthology of five tales told by a ghostly grandma aboard a late-night bus. Wraparound: If you were like me, you were probably wondering where the fuck is the wraparound discussed on the wiki page? Eh, just no Kirsten Dunst, please, for the love of fuck! I can't stand the dyed hair, but exceptions can always be made! Oh yes, there...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: June 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Wednesday, June 29, 2016. Plot Summary: Robots, intended to protect a mall, malfunction and begin killing employees that conveniently threw a party. They grab a bunch of guns and fight back! A few other things worth acknowledging: let's start with the pizza! In regards to the actual film's merits, they do not fully take the material seriously which helps; self-awareness goes a long way. At times ...
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Ryan's Movie Reviews: March 2016
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Reviews from a geek who has watched waaaaay too many movies. How I Rate Movies. My Twilight Zone Reviews. Wednesday, March 30, 2016. Plot Summary: A horrifying vision of the (probable) future. So what exactly is going on here? Likewise, the horrendous abuse of any language coupled with moronic slang and texting lingo isn't helping. And let's not forget the most important aspect of all: the internet has allowed every person in the world access to the collective knowledge of all humans throughout time!