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Views from the Valley. Newer posts →. December 5, 2012. At least that’s what I thought until last night. Louie plays basketball. All 5’4 of him. (Have I ever mentioned he’s darling? He is He would die if he knew I called him ‘darling,’ but I guess that would be good punishment for finding my blog! Anyway, he’s a freshman in high school, and 5’4 is pretty short for a basketball player, so he’s got the cards stacked against him a bit. 8220;You nervous, bud? 8221; I ask him. 8220;Yeah, kinda.”. There was no...
The Empty Locker Breakdown | Views from the Valley
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Views from the Valley. My Shitty First Draft. Why I’ve Randomly Decided to Try to Resurrect My Blog →. The Empty Locker Breakdown. April 15, 2014. I grabbed the little guy’s sweaty palm and brushed a couple of pop tart crumbs off the Jeff Gordon t-shirt. We walk through the doors and introduce ourselves to the Pre-school teacher. She leads him to a little table full of coloring papers and crayons. I pat the little guy on the head and say, “See you later, bud. Have fun! This entry was posted in Education.
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Views from the Valley. Thank you, Officer Dickhead. June 1, 2016. 8220;Up against the car – spread ’em” A little dribble of pee might have run down my son’s leg at that point. He didn’t include that detail in his story, but as jacked up as he was when he got … Continue reading →. Take That, Aging. May 27, 2016. Well, it’s that time of year again, girls. It’s that time of year when we pull out those little short shorts and say “What the hell happened? May 26, 2016. The Empty Locker Breakdown. Currently I ...
My Shitty First Draft | Views from the Valley
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Views from the Valley. The Empty Locker Breakdown →. My Shitty First Draft. April 11, 2014. Currently I find little to be excited about in public education. Between the standardized testing, the new Ohio Teacher Evaluation System, the Common Core curriculum, and the 7am start time, I’ve begun to become a little, disillusioned shall we say, with the job I once loved so dearly. Not so much, but it worked. Plus, they like to keep their teachers sane. JD: When are YOU going to post again? Me: That’s th...
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My Week 115: I’m away so my husband covers for me | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 115: I’m away so my husband covers for me. If my wife is away, then the rest of us have a say:. We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog to bring you a special interview with some of the folks often mentioned on a weekly basis. We have here today Ken, T, Titus, and Raven. You mean “victimized”. Interviewer: You think you’re victims? Raven: Well, I am. I’m never portrayed as the hero. Titus: Did you say sandwich? T: Nobody said sandwich. Ken: Some things...
My Week 104: Some Stories Should Never Be Told, A Mysterious Visitor | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 104: Some Stories Should Never Be Told, A Mysterious Visitor. Wednesday: There are some stories you should never tell. On Thursday afternoon, one of my coworkers came over to my department. Do you want to hear a funny story? Absolutely, I said. I love a good story. OK, he started. So I had this graph. I’m stopping you right there, I said. There is NO funny story that starts with ‘I had a graph’. Me: Oh, that’s nice. Me: Words to live by, that’s for sure.
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. Https:/ educationalmentorship.wordpress.com. Mydangblog is a weekly humour blog- my weird perspective on the world and the people in it. Each essay is stand-alone- no chronological knowledge required, so feel free to go back to earlier posts. One of my favourites is.well, there's a lot to choose from. Read, enjoy, and keep coming back. My Week 129: Sensitive Startle Response, We Find Oscar Wildefish. Wednesday: I live in a constant state of fear. 4) Ken walking i...
My Week 110: America Sees a Psychiatrist, Synergy | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 110: America Sees a Psychiatrist, Synergy. Saturday: America visits a psychiatrist. Receptionist: The doctor will see you now. America: Great, thanks. And it’s ABOUT TIME! I mean oh Jeez. Dr: Good Morning, America. This is a surprise I haven’t seen you sincehmmyour drug issues in the 60s? America: No, we touched base in the early 2000s, but things have been pretty good otherwise, until now. Sigh. Dr: Then what brings you here? You seem really overwhelmed.
My Week 114: 2 AM Eternal, Christmas Toys for Girls and Boys | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 114: 2 AM Eternal, Christmas Toys for Girls and Boys. Friday: 2 AM Eternal. I like that so many people read my blog. I mean, I love writing it, but it’s nice that people read it. Isn’t it weird though, that my most popular post is still Week 9: Jehovah’s Witnesses? I wonder why. Is there a Jehovah network out there, and they’re all reading it with plans to descend on my house en masse one day? Or do people click on it, thinking it’s some kind of rant?
My Week 113: Highway of Hell, Titus and I Watch the National Dog Show Again | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 113: Highway of Hell, Titus and I Watch the National Dog Show Again. Monday: I hate driving. Jesus you’re too far from the curb AGAIN! He said. Christ, this is the second time in the last two weeks this has happened to me! I was like What the f*ck! My car is bright yellow how could you miss me! 9) What a weird looking bird. 8) Is that a running shoe? 7) Look, an airplane. Coooool. 6) There’s an accident on the OTHER side of the road. 2) A bus is on fire.
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The fast and hard of mental illness. March 17, 2014. Middot; by Ann Hedonia. Middot; in Blogging for Mental Health 2014. Middot; 27 Comments. Some mornings I have breakfast and share a coffee with my husband. As soon as I hear the door shut, I wrap myself in the covers and close my eyes. On others, like today, lifting them seems akin to giving birth mammoth and painful task, one that I’m not prepared for. Combined with the turbulence of mixed bipolar disorder, mental illness became the driver and I its u...
My Week 101: In The Club, Calling 911 | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 101: In The Club, Calling 911. Wednesday: I wonder about the club. Have you been to the club? And if not, do you know anyone who HAS been? I ask merely out of a burning curiosity. T shook his head. Sorry, no. I don’t know anyone who goes to ‘the club’. But you’re a teenager. If not teenagers, then who? Maybe, said T. SOMEONE must go there for so many songs to be written about it. I wonder what one does ‘in the club’? 4) Get on the floor. So dead end there...
My Week 108: I Get Flashed, I Hate You Facebook | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 108: I Get Flashed, I Hate You Facebook. Thursday: I get flashed by a street person. Isn’t that a great hook for this entry? All of the hungry people on the street here, and I just ahhhhhhgggg! My co-workers responded, but all I could do was point into the alley and yell Penis! I got the whole thing, I said. As if today wasn’t already awful. It’s like the perfect metaphor for my relationship with the universe right now. Tuesday: I hate you, Facebook.
My Week 107: Justin Who? Fire Drill Fun | mydangblog
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy. My Week 107: Justin Who? Sunday: Shocked by a hairdresser. Because why WOULDN’T I ask permission from my hairdresser to go somewhere else? I know a lot of you totally get that. She was very understanding, so off I went to the local plaza. She laughed, 36.6 seconds later. She started snipping away, and seemed to be doing a passable job. Behind us, a man was getting a buzzcut and chatting with HIS stylist, whom he seemed to know. Where are you going after? At any r...
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Views from the Valley. The Empty Locker Breakdown. April 15, 2014. I grabbed the little guy’s sweaty palm and brushed a couple of pop tart crumbs off the Jeff Gordon t-shirt. We walk through the doors and introduce ourselves to the Pre-school teacher. She leads him to a little table full of coloring papers and crayons. I pat the little guy on the head and say, “See you later, bud. Have fun! I was not sad to see my son start kindergarten. I was not sad when my son started middle school. April 11, 2014.
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