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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: An Ode To Work
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Saturday, October 18, 2014. An Ode To Work. So yesterday was my last day at work (cause you know, "Guys I just quit my job :)"), and I thought it might be worth while to share with you some funny quotes or experiences. Work like you're being chased by a zombie". There was a time when I dropped someone's entire meal in front of them. Yep. If I didn't know you I would think you were flirting with me". I just don't know how to react to you sometimes.". Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe.
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: You...
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Tuesday, November 11, 2014. You are the one . You are the one that kept my head straight. You never let me roll around in stupidity like a hog. You are the one that kept me from going with the flow, like floating down the river as a log. You are the one that helped me stay up late to post to my blog. You are the one that washed away my writers block, the one. That cleared the fog. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. November 11, 2014 at 8:20 PM. Hahahah I love this. Jane Q. Porter.
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Pinkies Are Useless
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Monday, November 24, 2014. My pinkies are useless. My pinkie is the most useless piece of my body that ever existed. I don't use it for anything. I don't use it when I click my backspace button. In fact I don't use it for typing at all. When I drink from a cup with a handle it just kinda hangs out on the side. It puts little to no effort when I am grabbing something. When I want to put my pinkie finger down, it has the balls to bring the third finger down with it. December 4, ...
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Conspiracy Theory
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Monday, October 13, 2014. Look at me typing this up and posting this during class.). Teachers will end the world. What if I told you that teachers have been developing top secret tactics to know what a teenager thinks. Essays, papers, blogs, journals. All contribute to their internal database. When they ask for feedback. YOU'RE GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT. The theory. Right. The government. This is how they all start right? Teachers will end the world. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe.
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: August 2014
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Friday, August 29, 2014. Alright guys, let's start with my name. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (Not really, but you know, just roll with it.) This freaking guy discovered caffeine (All praise), which is why he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize or. something like that. I'm 17 and still don't have my permit (Procrastination! I enjoy solitude. I'm good at social interaction, and I am very very very. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Two Most Popular Posts. I hate...
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: 10 Things That You Gals Don't Know About Us Dudes
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Sunday, November 2, 2014. 10 Things That You Gals Dont Know About Us Dudes. Alright, first off. Apparently us dudes confuse you gals just as much as you to us. So let me clear this up a little. Most of the things on this list will be directly from this one. If one man thinks he is manlier than me, I would be willing to do most anything to prove him wrong. There is no use trying to convince us not to do dumb things if testosterone is in play. No use. At least I do. This was a r...
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: October 2014
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Saturday, October 18, 2014. An Ode To Work. So yesterday was my last day at work (cause you know, "Guys I just quit my job :)"), and I thought it might be worth while to share with you some funny quotes or experiences. Work like you're being chased by a zombie". There was a time when I dropped someone's entire meal in front of them. Yep. If I didn't know you I would think you were flirting with me". I just don't know how to react to you sometimes.". Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe.
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Death of Creative Writing
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Sunday, November 2, 2014. Death of Creative Writing. I just spent the last half hour raging myself up for this by playing flappy bird. And I am dang pissed. I ain't talkin' 'bout no creative writing in general. I'm talkin' 'bout the Lone Peak Freaking Creative Writing Class. You have taken our freedom away. Only 1 post per week? In reality though, I don't want you to change anything. Cause there will be some students who will be like "who the freak made this change happen!
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: November 2014
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. Monday, November 24, 2014. My pinkies are useless. My pinkie is the most useless piece of my body that ever existed. I don't use it for anything. I don't use it when I click my backspace button. In fact I don't use it for typing at all. When I drink from a cup with a handle it just kinda hangs out on the side. It puts little to no effort when I am grabbing something. When I want to put my pinkie finger down, it has the balls to bring the third finger down with it. Johann Wolfg...