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The Woes Of Bert (Scene 1) | Poors Man's Theater
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Poors Man’s Theater. A ton of plays. The Woes Of Bert (Scene 1). We are inside Bert’s bedroom. It’s messy; clothes are strewn about in various heaps. Bert wakes up. He is a tall, athletic man around 22. He is in the center of the bed. B: Whoa… my head… what did I do last night? His arm is stuck under someone) Who is this? He yanks his arm pulling up the covers and revealing another guy sleeping next to him; he screams; the man awakes). Patrick! P: (Groggy) Woah man. What up? B: Oh my God! Do I have to ta...
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About | Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s)
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Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s). If you worked here, you’d be home now. Welcome to the painfully unemployed blog, your unemployment supersource! Benefiting from a unique combination of sloth, ineptitude, and self-loathing, author brett blake has managed to remain jobless for 125 days and ticking… actually, author is too kind a title. we’ll go with typist. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public).
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Dregslist | Poors Man's Theater
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Poors Man’s Theater. A ton of plays. We begin in A’s room. B is his flatmate. A: So, how’s it going with your Craigslist ad? You get any responses? B: (mad) Yeah, I got responses alright. One girl seemed nice, sent me a nice email. But of course she turned out to be a thirteen-year-old dude; when I told him I wasn’t interested, he told his mom. Now I’ve got Chris Hansen calling me every other day. The next girl was David Bowie, so Nope. Why are they all into some fucked up shit? A: Yeah. I had to bre...
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Vietnam War Movie | Poors Man's Theater
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Poors Man’s Theater. A ton of plays. By Alex Baechle and Duncan Wold. Three army guys sitting around in a barracks. Sarge: Yeah, so after we shot a bunch of people, we had sex with the natives. Sanchez: Awesome, awesome! Awesome. Which natives? Sarge: All the natives. They high five.). You bet it does. You know what rocks even more? Sanchez: Yeah. Two knobs on a car stereo. Sarge: Hey I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. (pulls two rubber nipples from pocket) You know what these are? Binky: Aw, you g...
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Defensive Line 1 | Poors Man's Theater
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Poors Man’s Theater. A ton of plays. Characters (you can give them whatever names you choose):. A: male, early to mid-20s; probably somewhat stocky with light hair. B: male, early to mid-20s; ideally a skinny dude with black hair. Football season discrepancy will be resolved in scenes 2 and 3. B sits on a couch watching television and probably eating chips while A stands and potentially moves around doing things while speaking. B: ‘K See ya. A: I mean it this time, I’ve had enough of this bullshit. B: No...
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an great opportunity | Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s)
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Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s). If you worked here, you’d be home now. Thursday, June 4th, 2009 – 12:11 pm. Posted in and YOU have a job? Thanks for your application and your samples. Would like to meet you for an informal interview where I’ll invite the five writers, I would like to get onboard. You would like to get on board? You’re interviewing me. it seems like you, if anyone, is already on board. or maybe onboard is some industry buzzword i don’t know. A paid effing writer, bitch. You are ...
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jobs where one might work their fingers to the bone | Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s)
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Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s). If you worked here, you’d be home now. Jobs where one might work their fingers to the bone. Monday, August 18th, 2008 – 9:41 am. Posted in odd jobs. Looking on craigslist for writing and filmmaking work, i cam across these two gems from the world of adult entertainment. i would apply, but i think i’m overqualified…. Recent film graduates are welcome to apply and we will train the right person in all of the required techniques and systems. 8211; Your resume. If yo...
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ANOTHER unpaid gig?! | Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s)
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Painfully Unemployed: The Book of Job(s). If you worked here, you’d be home now. Saturday, August 16th, 2008 – 2:49 am. Recently, laying around the house in my “business attire” (pajama pants by old navy, t-shirt by haines, stains by sandwich condiments), wiling away the hours watching my savings slowly disappear like federally-protected marshland, or my dignity, i decided to do what anyone with too much time on their hands does these days: start a blog. Jobs where one might work their fingers to the bone.