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Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess: July 2014
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An Oath to Market Basket. Do you want a profession of my love? You got it. I love you Market Basket. I love your hard working dedicated employees, your management, your drivers, your customer service and of course, your low, low prices. Help me, Market Basket.you're my only hope. In return I offer you this pledge to behave better in your store. I will not use swear words as I circle the parking lot looking for any available space within three miles of the store. I will stay as far to the right of the ais...
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Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess: December 2013
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You've Got to Know When to Hold 'Em. Pic from zazzle.com). You know how I love to hit the casinos, so it's only right that the most relatable lyrics I could find for this blog post were to The Gambler. By Kenny Rogers. I often find the best way to express how I feel lies in a quote from a song or a movie. This is no exception. You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run. You should write a book! You need your own blog! Oh no, one of my friends is h...
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Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess: September 2013
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5 Stages of Grief (when going out without the kids.). Years ago, in my college course called Death and Dying, I learned about Dr. Elisabeth Kübler. And The Five Stages. Of Grief - I never thought, many years later, I'd apply it to my kids' reaction to my night out on the town. I've used www.funnytimes.com. To illustrate my issues. You can click on it to make it bigger). This is when they don't really want to believe that you would even think of leaving them and going out with someone else. Once they real...
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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 22 - Hashtag Heaven
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Wednesday, June 10, 2015. 500 Words, Day 22 - Hashtag Heaven. The bad news: Anne Lamott fucked up today. The good news: I have rediscovered Twitter. Again. The bad news: I’m out of popcorn. The good news: I’m on Atkins so no carbs. My love for and obsession with social media is ironic. I saw the Anne Lamott debacle unfolding and my thought was, “Oh good, 500 words will write themselves tonight.” It’s like a snow day for blogging. Does it really matter what the flap is about? Shit like this go down. My mi...
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The Real Housewife of Santee: September 2013
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Real Advertising and Reviews. Sunday, September 29, 2013. Day Seven: Miley Cyrus. 65279; As I sat and watched MTV's Video Music Awards (VMA) Aug. 25, I was pretty stoked. I decided to watch this year because I wanted to see Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry and Robin Thicke perform. I love these performers and wanted to see what they’d bring to the show. What I was not expecting was Miley Cyrus. Miley may have taken it to the extreme, but she isn't the first. 65279; Madonna, Lady GaGa, Bey...These women...
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Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess: My Car Isn't Leaking Wiper Fluid, Those are Tears...
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My Car Isn't Leaking Wiper Fluid, Those are Tears. Dear Click and Clack. I woke to find a leak under both of my front headlights. Alas, it wasn't wiper fluid, it was tears - for one of the greatest friends to all cars and car owners has gone to the auto repair shop in the sky. All cars big and small weep for this great loss. Please know there is a gaping hole on our Saturday mornings, in our hearts, and our radiators that cannot be filled. 10 Reasons Why Car Talk Was Much More Than Just Car Talk. 8 Car T...
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Grass Oil by Molly Field: LAST POST ON THIS SITE: i'm leaving for wordpress
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Grass Oil by Molly Field. Simple. random. elegant. "Grass Oil" - you know how kids mispronounce words when they're little - like "miminee" for "lemonade"? My youngest son, Thing 3, said those kinds of things too, but he made it abstract. "Grass Oil" was a phrase he used to describe what i made for dinner one night. what is Grass Oil? Simple. random. elegant. there it is. Sunday, May 27, 2012. LAST POST ON THIS SITE: i'm leaving for wordpress. Thank you for your support. Labels: grass oil wordpress. Its b...
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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 18 -- Round and Round and Round We Spin
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Saturday, June 6, 2015. 500 Words, Day 18 - Round and Round and Round We Spin. Your daughter is bringing her feral, drug-dealing boyfriend home to sleep with him in your house. Do something! She mentally pounded him with her fists. And he would tell her to do something herself, if she felt so strongly about it. She left him to clean up the filthy mess she had allowed him to make. And came back to clean it up when she saw that he would not. Posted by Mina Klonopina. June 6, 2015 at 11:30 AM. 500 Words, Da...
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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 23 -- The Twitter
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Thursday, June 11, 2015. 500 Words, Day 23 - The Twitter. So I’m taking another stab at The Twitter. (Follow me! Well, no, there’s no exclamation point, it’s just @KlonnieChron with no punctuation or anything. A Twitter handle, that’s what it’s called right? I’ll buy it. Same thing with Twitter. Neil Patrick Harris? Fuck and yes. Boom, following. What do you mean, it’s not really Neil Patrick Harris? That’s his photo. RIGHT THERE. #what. But even weirder is 900 people follow me. How did THAT happen?
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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 21 - Kitchen Work
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Wednesday, June 10, 2015. 500 Words, Day 21 - Kitchen Work. As she moves around the kitchen, she feels the inevitable tears welling, and she stops to consider this, to pay attention. What is happening right now that is prompting this sad, familiar overwhelm? Everything in general, nothing in particular. But no, stand still, notice. What is this really about, this time? Posted by Mina Klonopina. June 10, 2015 at 7:11 AM. June 10, 2015 at 9:35 PM. December 21, 2015 at 4:41 AM. All About Me: Yes. It....
