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The Mis-Adventures of Captain Poopy: 04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller. Sunday, April 29, 2007. So that whole spotting thing ended up lasting about 2 1/2 weeks. How annoying! Um I can just feel myself getting fatter. Good news is the scale has not moved. But my cravings are becoming increasingly unhealthy (fettuccine alfredo, fish sticks, eggs benedict) and red alarms are going off all around me and I have to offset them! I have to get to the gym! Links to this post.

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The Mis-Adventures of Captain Poopy: 11/01/2007 - 12/01/2007

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller. Friday, November 30, 2007. I've sprung a leak! Yelled in the tone of Jerry Seinfeld's dad yelling 'my wallet's gone! When he couldn't find his wallet at the doctor's office.). We're headed in. See ya on the flip side! Posted by Christie O. Links to this post. Monday, November 26, 2007. Would you look at that ticker! On Thanksgiving and again last night, ten minutes apart (faker! Note to self: p...

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Smackdown at Family Video | Unexplored Territory

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Wiping noses since 1998. Smackdown at Family Video. June 12, 2009 in Uncategorized. We were getting ready to leave, and I was walking past a woman with a Jesus shirt on. She looked me straight in the eye, and we had the following convo:. You aren’t going to let someone get a Harry Potter game, are you? Because I can’t believe she is talking to me) Excuse me? You aren’t allowing your children to watch Harry Potter, are you? Harry Potter is a witch. Well then, you are teaching them about witchcraft. First,...

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006. Afer compiling this list, there is a definite pattern. I love men with deep, strong voices, dark hair, dark eyes, and men who can sing. Not too bad of a list, I don't think. Thirteen Men I Find To Be Very Yummy. Mike Rowe, the host of Dirty Jobs. Harrison Ford. Notice that I used a younger picture of him. I am not particularly enamored of the older Harrison Ford, the one who dates Calista Flockhart. I LOVE the Harrison Ford of the 1980s. The Henry of Regarding ...Alan Rickman&...

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Sunday, April 30, 2006. There should be a point in time when a mother can breathe a collective sigh of relief, and thank the vomit gods that she has bypassed a season somewhat unscathed. I mean, after Vomit Fest 2005, I thought we would catch a break with this. The Door Man awoke me this morning at *thankfully* 5:25 "I frew up in bed . all over.". Why can't I have children who don't start puking until they are nine years old? Posted by Knitting Maniac at 1:24 PM. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. A bone to pick.

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More Doozies | Unexplored Territory

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Wiping noses since 1998. July 1, 2009 in daily docket. The name of an 80s Christian band no more…. Police responded to an anonymous report of neglect. Upon arrival, officers found only a surly, but well-fed, labrador retriever named Slayer. No charges were filed. Apparently he failed at the basics of counting UP to 21…. The other disagreements being the placement of the multi-colored glass ball lawn ornament next to the gnome collection, no doubt…. We are running rampant with crime here…. Ben Eastaugh an...

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Monday, October 30, 2006. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. I am the *self-professed* champion of the Six Degees of Kevin Bacon. You know the one: where someone shouts out, at let's say three o'clock in the morning at a scrapbook retreat, the name of an actor or an actress, and you are required to link that actor or actress to Kevin Bacon. The rules were bent a little for me, especially when someone told me to attempt to link Clark Gable to Kevin Bacon. I can't remember if I did it or not. Sure You have to fac...

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Nothing too witty today. And no Thursday Thirteen, either. I am getting ready to turn in for the night as I have to drive to Dayton OH tomorrow morning for a SCINTILLATING and BREATHTAKING presentation on why my company decided that reorganization was the way to go last week. You see, I originally missed this meeting in 2006. I am making it up now. After the reorganization announcement. And that, my friends, is what we in the legal profession call "moot.". We were standing i...

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July | 2009 | Unexplored Territory

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Wiping noses since 1998. You are currently browsing the monthly archive for July 2009. Might need to look for another town in which to live…. July 6, 2009 in daily docket. I think that the local newspaper has finally admitted that they need a comedy writer for our daily docket. A woman reported Saturday that she and her husband got into a physical fight because he was angry that she refused to perform oral sex on him. This is all in the delivery:. I mean it … this is ALL in the same docket:. A rural man ...