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No Exceptions: April 2008
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. April 9, 2008. Apparel and why the clothing industry sucks. I'm not really a big stickler for clothes. Most of the time, I couldn't care less about the clothes I wear as long as they're clean and I'm not being a fucking walking advertisement. Anyways. Even though the zoot suit is indeed an awesome work of art, it is not impervious to fucking retards. I say this because some of the suits also look like utter shit. I particularly hate the o...I also ca...
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No Exceptions: March 2008
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. March 20, 2008. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Cynical, smart, and kind of a dick. But really, don't let the exterior fool you: I'm really a teddy bear inside. However, a teddy bear is still a bear, and odds are, it can fuck your shit up. View my complete profile. Wonderwall - A More Serious Take.
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No Exceptions: August 2008
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. August 23, 2008. Holy shit, the damn slacker is posting something! If you thought that, fuck you too. I just moved into my dorm a week ago, and the week has been so thoroughly scheduled, I'm surprised I haven't seen this on it:. Friday, 11:15 - Pour liquid happiness into shot glass. Friday, 11:16 - Drink the shot. Friday, 11:20 - Drink second shot of the night. Friday, 11:25 - Drink third shot, making a remark that it "isn't strong enough for you".
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No Exceptions: January 2008
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. January 20, 2008. People need to learn how to fucking Google. Seriously. Apparently there are still mouthbreathers out there who can't type in a simple search string for Google to return what you want to see. Sure, there's some ambiguity sometimes, but there's also downright stupid assfuckery. Here are some example's, complete with spelling errors. Seriously, what the fuck? Who the fuck searches for this shit? Who the fuck would UPLOAD this shit?
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No Exceptions: January 2009
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. January 4, 2009. A Review of "The Spirit". So let's move onto the plot. There's this guy who is some. thing. He looks human and acts human (stupid jackassery aside), but really, he's a zombie. Are you cracking up yet? Am I funny now? Toilets are in the bathroom, guys. There's a fight with The Spirit and Octopus, involving a grenade that explodes in a really weird manner, and then The Spirit flies away, off to save his city another day. Oh, also, ...
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No Exceptions: Stupidity on cable 1
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. June 22, 2008. Stupidity on cable 1. Everyone knows there are stupid things on Tv. I mean, look at Jackass, or any "reality" tv show. Who the fuck wants to watch reality tv anyways? July 1, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cynical, smart, and kind of a dick. But really, don't let the exterior fool you: I'm really a teddy bear inside. However, a teddy bear is still a bear, and odds are, it can fuck your shit up.
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No Exceptions: "Welcome to the movie theater"
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. June 20, 2008. Welcome to the movie theater". Hey, it's been a bit of a hiatus, hasn't it? Well, I've got a neat computer now, so the strike is officially over. I also just got back from seeing Get Smart, which was a pretty good movie, but enough of the trivialties. Come on, people. Anyways, despite being able to ignore the idiots, there is something that is far more difficult to ignore: the ads. Why the fuck are there ads in a theater? It's a fuckin...
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No Exceptions: May 2008
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. May 22, 2008. Primer for the Epic Nights. I don't feel like writing the second Epic Night at the moment, however, I figure I should probably update, so I'm going to post random snippets of conversation that happened during the summer the Epic Nights took place. They will be mostly derived from second-hand conversations, but they will keep their punch, I promise. I had baited them into being friendly with me, though at a price: I was dying. KeyJenCool...
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No Exceptions: A Review of "The Spirit"
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. January 4, 2009. A Review of "The Spirit". So let's move onto the plot. There's this guy who is some. thing. He looks human and acts human (stupid jackassery aside), but really, he's a zombie. Are you cracking up yet? Am I funny now? Toilets are in the bathroom, guys. There's a fight with The Spirit and Octopus, involving a grenade that explodes in a really weird manner, and then The Spirit flies away, off to save his city another day. Oh, also, ...
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No Exceptions: Holy shit, the damn slacker is posting something!
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This blag delivers. Seriously. Sit the fuck back down. August 23, 2008. Holy shit, the damn slacker is posting something! If you thought that, fuck you too. I just moved into my dorm a week ago, and the week has been so thoroughly scheduled, I'm surprised I haven't seen this on it:. Friday, 11:15 - Pour liquid happiness into shot glass. Friday, 11:16 - Drink the shot. Friday, 11:20 - Drink second shot of the night. Friday, 11:25 - Drink third shot, making a remark that it "isn't strong enough for you".