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Out of the mouth of Dave: Beaten to death with a blunt instrument
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July 23, 2008. Beaten to death with a blunt instrument. Beaten to death with a blunt instrument. That is how the papers say he met his untimely demise. Thankfully that is a phrase that we likely have not heard uttered, but what do you reckon was the instrument of death? If I was to beat someone to death with a blunt instrument I'd probably use a French horn or Tuba. Figure it's light enough but I'm wondering if it could stand up to the pounding on some unfortunate person's cranium? Oh ok . Thank you".
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Nan-Nan's Place: Open Letter To the Word Verification
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009. Open Letter To the Word Verification. Att thu bodum uv thu komint sexun uv mi fayvert blogggirz:. Wy doo yew lerk beeloh wen wee syn awff, staen tu thu vuree lasd menet, lyk thu lefd ovir dizguzteeng bakkwarsh inna 2-yeer ols sippeee kupp? Uhbowt thu tym wee theenk wee arr dun maykn owr phunnee komints wee ind upp tripppen ovr yew. Soh itz tym yew herrd frum uhs. Juz reed ahn, yew liddl bockz uv nooisunz. Awww, wut's thu maddur? Caynt reed thiz leddir? Let's try it my way. The Cl...
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The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter to Angry Birds
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Monday, April 4, 2011. An Open Letter to Angry Birds. Dear Angry Birds,. You have to be the dumbest game ever put on this planet, and I include Monopoly in that number. God, you're so retarded, and anyone who plays you is equally retarded! I, for one, do not intend to ever play you again. And I mean that. One more level, and I'm done. All right, well, that one was easy, but after this next level, I am deleting you and you will be out of my life forever. As that green boomerang bird? In just a sec. Very n...
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The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter to Parking Lot Drivers
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Monday, April 11, 2011. An Open Letter to Parking Lot Drivers. Written from the center of the crosswalk, heading from the Best Buy parking lot to the store:. Hey, you see that sign there? The one with the pretty red paint and the white letters and the octagonal shape? A very similar letter can be written about a girl who takes her kids to the same preschool that I take my son to. The way she drives, its almost like shes on her way to a fire. Monday, April 11, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Open Letters Blog: November 2011
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011. An Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Ever Showed Me a Video Online. Could you, uh, move that cursor? No, I mean, it's just that.well it's right in the way, if you could just.yeah, yeah, just move it right out of the way there. Thanks. PS Just go ahead and let that buffer before you call me over. Cant let anything die gracefully. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). People who for some reason enjoy reading this crap. An Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Ever Showed Me . I dont get it.
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The Open Letters Blog: December 2011
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Sunday, December 4, 2011. An Open Letter To That Rotten Egg I Just Threw Out. Dear Rotten Egg,. I feel bad about what I've done. What if you used to be a kid who just happened to be the last one to do something? What a terrible fate. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). People who for some reason enjoy reading this crap. An Open Letter To That Rotten Egg I Just Threw Out. Visit us at our "real" blogs. The Study of Rational Debate. Just a few of the inane things written about and the inane folks that wrote them.
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The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter to Answers.com
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Thursday, April 14, 2011. An Open Letter to Answers.com. Dear Answers.com (or is it "WikiAnswers"? I don't really know),. Just the other day, I was finishing up my presentation to the National Board of Endangered Species Protection, and I needed to know how many camels were left in the world. The usual sources of information were of no help, so in desperation I turned to you:. And, as I expected, your reputation remained untarnished as you supplied me with the correct answer in record time:. No way. *.
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The Open Letters Blog: February 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. An Open Letter To The Shirt I Just Bought That Says "Not Machine Washable, Dry Clean Only". You're never going to get cleaned. I just thought you should know that. Wednesday, February 23, 2011. An Open Letter to My Alarm Clock. An Open Letter to My Alarm Clock. Kill Me. Now. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). People who for some reason enjoy reading this crap. An Open Letter To The Shirt I Just Bought That Say. An Open Letter to My Alarm Clock. Visit us at our "real" blogs.
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Nan-Nan's Place: OOPS!!!! Hear Ye, Hear Ye!!!
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Thursday, July 9, 2009. Hear Ye, Hear Ye! To All Ye Who Read The Postings Herein! I am so sorry. Ok, so I just was talkin' to Heather Cherry as we often do throughout the workday here in OKC. And I was remarking on her last post today. As we were talking, I was writing a comment on her blog and our conversation went something like this. Me: I am SO glad you don't have one of those STOOOOOPID word verification thingies on your blog. Lord, those irritate me! Heather: * * * * * * MOM! Me: * * * * * * wha-?
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Nan-Nan's Place: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Open Letter to the Drunk Guy at the Concert in Chicago. Dear Across-the-aisle-just-3-feet-away-endlessly-puking-perpetually-spewing-idiot-who-had-WAAAAAAAAAY-too-much-beer-at-the-Corona-sponsored-tailgating-party-before-the-Kenny-Chesney-Sun-City-Carnival-Tour-concert-ever-even-started-at-4PM-so-that-you-were-totally-passed-out-while-providing- quite-the-disgustingly-memorable-projectile-emetic-show,. So I'm guessing you won't ever eat peanuts again.am I right? No pity for you,.
