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Elections Board & Council takes up same-sex marriage | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Elections Board and Council takes up same-sex marriage. October 26, 2009. Today at the Board of Elections. The folks most irate. 8216;Bout who deserves rights and protections. The quite disingenuous ring. Of Jackson today quoting King. The Bishop got trounced. A history lesson with zing. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email. Flies in the Kitchen.
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Week in Review: Halloween edition | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Week in Review: Halloween edition. November 1, 2009. A self-proclaimed politics geek. I hope that DC is unique. We aim to cause fright. By dressing up tea-bagger chic. It’s neither a trick nor a treat. Yelled at and beat. Now twice in this week. The choice of where he put his meat. The treat part came early for Cheh. It seems Peter Nichols. Escapes from his pickles. Sending a tasteful bouquet. 2 Responses to “Week in Review: Halloween edition”. January 25, 2010 at 7:14 pm.
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October | 2009 | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Another year; another High Heel Race. October 28, 2009. Crowds gathered at R St and Church. To watch the race (more like a lurch). Through water, they slogged. Not bad, given such a high perch. Some costumes seemed like a cliche. While others were downright risque. He watched and he cheered. And stole the show in. Elections Board and Council takes up same-sex marriage. October 26, 2009. Today at the Board of Elections. The folks most irate. The quite disingenuous ring. It’...
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Feeling the power of the taxi? | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Feeling the power of the taxi? October 1, 2009. May boycott in AdMo. To tell Graham they think his bill’s bad, woah. Seems rather legit though. If money bought laws, I’d be mad yo! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Week in Review: The transit edition | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Week in Review: The transit edition. October 5, 2009. A bike hub adjacent to rail. It’s shaped like a helmet. You can’t overwhelm it. It’s roughly the size of a whale. The details are not looking purtee. As the count of arrested nears thirty. Was one of a few. Involved in these taxies so dirty. It stinks to be. One of those guys. Who’s doomed to a funny demise. While riding a scooter. Hit by a commuter. Who rudely forgot his goodbyes. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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June | 2009 | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. NYC subway sells naming rights to Atlantic Ave stop. June 25, 2009. It’s not really local. And our deficit is somewhat less. But don’t trust our luck. To come up at Starbucks-Van Ness. Guest limerick: detention edition. June 25, 2009. No federal funds will we ply. Obama to transfer or try. Say the Hill insanees. It’s enough to make grown people cry. And of course you cannot bring them here. Say members and staff with a sneer. And give use details. So what is Obama to do? WMATA w...
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May | 2009 | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Don’t be that intern. May 28, 2009. When exiting cabs, hide your cooch. Your coworkers aren’t good to smooch. Dodge screwing the pooch. NextBus coming to a stop near you. May 27, 2009. All those who’ve e’er had to wait. Know buses are frequently late. Tells time of arrival. At least we’re aware of our fate. Did anyone check the Lincoln for hookers? May 27, 2009. Today Mayor Fenty got. For letting a friend drive his ride. He made a bad choice. But it ain’t a Rolls Royce.
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Chili beats dentistry ANY day | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Chili beats dentistry ANY day. October 12, 2009. This lim’rick goes out just to Ben. He’s found zen. For the life that he led. And the people he fed. DL gives a hearty ‘amen! He started it in ’58. Dentistry wasn’t his fate. Then it seemed silly. A place to buy chilli? Yet clearly he’d made something great. On U St when jazz was the thing. Musicians would eat and then sing. The great Nat King Cole. And business was good until King. The loss of the great MLK. Flies in the Kitchen.
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Postal “museum” gets $8 million | District Limerick
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DC news…in limerick form. Postal “museum” gets $8 million. September 24, 2009. In need of a real resurrection. The gallery got some affection. Gross gave many pennies. To better the nation’s collection. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.