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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: "So, you're gonna suffer, but you'll be happy about it."
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Thursday, May 26, 2011. So, you're gonna suffer, but you'll be happy about it.". So, this August, Layla will be starting preschool through the Head Start program. I enrolled her today. Her starting school will mean that I'll have to get up EVERY DAY around 5:30am. But, of course, I am willing to do this, because Layla needs to go to school, and I can come back home and sleep my ass off. But the other part of you wants to break down and sob and wonder why God hates you so much as to let your child grow up.
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: This is why I have anger management issues
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011. This is why I have anger management issues. There is an aggravating, rage-inducing trend beginning in my house. Granted, this trend started as soon as she could talk, but it's steadily gotten worse. It's so bad now, that I have actually contemplated hitting her repeatedly with a blunt object. What is this trend? Layla: "I want to eat! Me: " Awesome. What do you want to eat? Layla: "I don't want to eat! Me: "Ok then.". What would you like? Layla: "I want chocolate cereal! Layla:...
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: Ah, memories
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011. Did I ever tell you about that one time, at band camp. Wait, start over. As Layla's fourth birthday approaches, I'm starting to catch myself being a little nostalgic. Remember the days when she couldn't walk? Everything stayed where I put it, more or less. Remember when she couldn't talk? When she didn't tell me to shut up, or that she didn't care? It was like a vacation! This was my face when I discovered that I had been shat upon:. Hetero-lifemate: "How was your day, baby? Oh my...
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: Lots of Filler
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Saturday, June 18, 2011. Hello I am currently not at home. This means I don't have Photoshop to draw stupid pictures with. And MS Paint sucks a hairy ass. So, here's a few things to keep you occupied:. First, here is my dog, Gizmo, chasing the cursor:. Next, here are some old posts. You need to read them. Or I'll cut you. Real Mom Dress Up. And then post them on the SASMA Facebook wall. I'm serious, man, I'll cut you. Or punch you in the taint. Whichever I'm in the mood for. Are you reading this shit yet?
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: I know you were worried. You WERE worried, right?
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Saturday, July 9, 2011. I know you were worried. You WERE worried, right? The reason for my long absence is twofold:. 1 I'm poorer than shit and lost the internet at home. There's a reason why I'm poor, but if I start talking about that, I may have to go and murder something, set it on fire, and piss on its still smoking ashes. *ahem*. 2 Life has been kicking the holy shit out of my ass. This is too depressing to talk about. Especially since this blog is all about teh funny. And stuff. I love you anyway.
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: July 2011
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011. The Demon Mouse Saga continues! Today, Dear Readers of Wonderous Magicalness, I bring you.GUEST ART from JRose from Da Cheeseblarg! I know I know, you admire me for knowing her personally (for ten years), and now you want to worship me and have my babies and have hot sex with me. But really, you should already want to do all that. What's wrong with you? Once I found her, we both stood in front of the closet. Me with my trusty broom, her with her fucked up teeth. She's a ...This ...
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: Beheaded Filler
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Monday, May 9, 2011. I have stuff to do today, like cook dinner, vacuum, solve world hunger, cure cancer, play with my kid. Ya know, all that domestic shit. So, here's a pic to keep you occupied:. I'm not sure what her deal is with ripping the head off her dolls. Maybe they did her a very grave personal wrong. Or maybe she's just evil and sadistic. Naaah. Have a good afternoon, folks. May 9, 2011 at 7:06 PM. Maybe its her version of a horses head in your sheets. May 10, 2011 at 8:38 AM. Well, this is a p...
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: Take 2
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011. Real motherhood will make you cry, scream, pull your hair out, and wish your child had a mute button. And now, to introduce you to the little princess. This is Layla. She may look cute and sweet and innocent, but it's just a clever disguise to lull you into a false sense of security before she punches you in the eye, and runs your foot over with her bike. So I'll be bitching, ranting, sharing advice, drawing stupid pictures, and other stuff. And that's all I've got for now. Adee4...
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: September 2013
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Sunday, September 8, 2013. Back and ready to blog like a motherfucker. Well, I'm now going to share that experience with you. You're welcome. I'm going to share hospital experiences, doctor visits, daily struggles, not only with being sick, but being a sick mother. All in a completely hilarious and sarcastic way, of course. I'll also being sharing notorious Layla incidents. She's the first kid I've ever know to get suspended in Kindergarten, but we'll get to that story later. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Sugar and Spice, My Ass: My child is a kleptomaniac
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Saturday, April 23, 2011. My child is a kleptomaniac. In our house, if anything goes missing, you can be pretty sure Layla took it. Now, there are times when she's completely innocent, and the alleged item has just fell in between the couch cushions, or been carried off by a pack of hungry antelope. But for the most part, it's all Layla's fault. For example, here is what she packed into her bag:. Yes, I smoke. Bite me.). This is how the scenario plays out:. April 23, 2011 at 4:16 PM. My 10 year old sugge...
