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(In an Elvis Presley accent) .. HAIKU!! HAIKU VERY MUCH!! | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/in-an-elvis-presley-accent-haiku-haiku-very-much
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. Step Into My Parlour, Said The Spider To The Fly…. Idiots Are In Season: Let’s Hunt…. [part one]…. →. In an Elvis Presley accent) . HAIKU! Oh my darling little blog readers, how I have missed thee! Woo-Hoo, Huzzah and other positive sounding noises! So to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before – I’m going to host a competition! Here’s an example:. Upon composing Haiku,. Television background sound is muted,. Many ha...
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War, Famine, Death and Pestilence: Normal Service Has Resumed. | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2013/01/01/war-famine-death-and-pestilence-normal-service-has-resumed
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. Collective Nouns and Spare Names – a ‘fun with words’ exercise. The Awesome Imagination of (Evil Genius) Children →. War, Famine, Death and Pestilence: Normal Service Has Resumed. Here we are then. It’s 2013, a new year. Woop. Once put it to me, “You’re funny pretty much all the time. But when you’re angry, you’re fucking piss-my-pants funny! OK, enough with the boring ‘middle-bit-of-the-film’ explanations, yes? Enjoying writing my blog. I missed you all.
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Idiots Are In Season: Let’s Hunt……….(part 2)……. | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2012/07/21/idiots-are-in-season-lets-hunt-part-2
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. Winners, Sinners and Grinners. Last Dance For Mary-Jane, One More Time To Ease The Pain…… →. Idiots Are In Season: Let’s Hunt……….(part 2)……. Right, I’m back. What do you mean you never noticed that I was gone? Well Thanks for that, you heartless bastards. But seriously, I’ve not posted for, what, six weeks? 8217; at women walking in as a form of protest? Ex-smokers who complain about Smoking. People who waste time in queues. Because teenagers are a bunch of un...
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Spaces – The return of Josh Savage!! | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2014/03/30/spaces-the-return-of-josh-savage
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. The Emperor’s New Clothes. From Steampunk to Tavern Drunk: Where did the Social Assassin Go? Spaces – The return of Josh Savage! Some of you will doubtless remember that, a whole year ago, I wrote a review for an EP that was coming out by a young artist called Josh Savage. If you don’t recall that or you’re new to the blog, you can find the original post HERE. Josh Savage, as featured on the cover of the new ‘Spaces’ EP. So what can I say about this new EP?
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The Awesome Imagination of (Evil Genius) Children | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/the-awesome-imagination-of-evil-genius-children
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. War, Famine, Death and Pestilence: Normal Service Has Resumed. Anal Bleaching and the End of All Days →. The Awesome Imagination of (Evil Genius) Children. Who out there in Blogland has kids? High five me, fellow sufferers, I feel your pain. And your unmitigated joy and love as well, but mostly your pain. Can I get an Amen? I could barely write them down fast enough, so I probably missed several, but here are some of the ideas my kids came up with:-. The machi...
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Anal Bleaching and the End of All Days | Social Assassin
https://socialassassin.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/anal-bleaching-and-the-end-of-all-days
8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. The Awesome Imagination of (Evil Genius) Children. Mountains and Hurricanes →. Anal Bleaching and the End of All Days. Dear God/Buddha/Allah/[insert Deity here],. TAKE THAT, ONE DIRECTION! Slights, so outrageous are they. Anal Bleaching. What the ever-loving hell is that all about, then? More importantly, perhaps, is WHY? You could eat your dinner off of that! Because let’s face it, who needs the complicated scientific process of boiling water, after all?
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Social Assassin | "…a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…" | Page 2
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8230;a sniper using bollocks as ammunition…. Anal Bleaching and the End of All Days. The Awesome Imagination of (Evil Genius) Children. War, Famine, Death and Pestilence: Normal Service Has Resumed. Collective Nouns and Spare Names – a ‘fun with words’ exercise. Last Dance For Mary-Jane, One More Time To Ease The Pain……. Idiots Are In Season: Let’s Hunt……….(part 2)……. Idiots Are In Season: Let’s Hunt…. [part one]…. In an Elvis Presley accent) . HAIKU! It’s your judgement that’s lousy…). Newer posts →.
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mad scientist girl: just a little attack
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A little random, a lot insane. mostly a lot of fun! Tuesday, June 4. Just a little attack. This weekend we got a new fridge. well, not new. but new to us. It's really a good thing because it's bigger than our old fridge and we can actually fit more than a single loaf of bread in the freezer. Sunday night we were moving it in, while moving the old fridge into a closet and trying to clean up the mess left behind. This means there was stuff everywhere and a big mess. which lead to. a panic attack. Speaking ...
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A Fabulous Suburban Adventure: Blind date
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A Fabulous Suburban Adventure. The story of two people attempting to raise four kids while battling the Forces of Entropy. Entropy appears to be winning. Thursday, October 3, 2013. Tonight I had a blind date. Yes, yes, I'm married. But the BlogoSphere lends itself to interesting social interactions. This is my third blind/blog date. Next, I met Jen, from '"Jen" e sais quoi' in Portland. Along with her short people. It was a fabulous lunch. It was marvellous to meet her and her sons,. Living the Suburban ...
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