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Determined to Tan: Togo = Developed
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Monday, May 24, 2010. Winning the War on Development since 2008. In any case, I did it! I got this place up and running! Time to get the hell out! 11 Coiffeur 'Wait and See', the worst haircut of my young life-. 10 Finding a zoo in Lome-. 5 Falling into the Latrine. Down on t...
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Determined to Tan: The Best Medicine
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Pretty routine, so far, yeah? But good, now we're caught up. I'm going to give you a second here. Take a breath. Unbeknownst to me, I now hear that this is a nightmare scenario for many people. I dropped trou and took a dump. I laid there for a moment...
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Determined to Tan: January 2010
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Sunday, January 3, 2010. Salone for the Holidays. The Cotton Tree, Downtown Freetown. The building to the left of the tree was the PC office and the embassy many years ago. I of course said yes, and he slapped me on the back. At least I went in dry season. I had to take all t...
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Determined to Tan: April 2009
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Thursday, April 30, 2009. So where am I leading you this time around? Become laughable when people focus only on eating today and leaving everything else until. Monday, April 20, 2009. Ma Petite Raison d'Etre. I drank a mojito today for lunch. It cost me 4mil (4000CFA)...
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Determined to Tan: March 2009
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Tuesday, March 10, 2009. Pant Suits and Pakistani Drupes. So, fire one - what do an African footballer, Ellis Island, and my future ex-wife(s) all have in common? You should really stop cussing me through the screen - jealousy isn't becoming of you. No, they're not doing it, ...
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Determined to Tan: I Spy Something Red
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Sunday, November 29, 2009. I Spy Something Red. A Bartender's worst nightmare. Now, I'm sure any of you from outside the Palmetto State are thinking this is a no-brainer, right? So, why exactly was I thinking about mini-bottles before dawn? Because it came to me that mini bot...
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Determined to Tan: May 2010
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Monday, May 24, 2010. Winning the War on Development since 2008. In any case, I did it! I got this place up and running! Time to get the hell out! 11 Coiffeur 'Wait and See', the worst haircut of my young life-. 10 Finding a zoo in Lome-. 5 Falling into the Latrine. Down on t...
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Determined to Tan: August 2009
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Monday, August 31, 2009. Proud board member of the West African Young Professional's Club. UPDATE: Soooooooooo, turns out people read this. People like, A. My mom (see mom, I do read your emails) and B. By the man, I feel I should mention that even though I've got this HUGE.
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Determined to Tan: Salone for the Holidays
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Sunday, January 3, 2010. Salone for the Holidays. The Cotton Tree, Downtown Freetown. The building to the left of the tree was the PC office and the embassy many years ago. I of course said yes, and he slapped me on the back. At least I went in dry season. I had to take all t...
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Determined to Tan: Election-Fever Pt. 2
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A hyperbolic, satirical, whiskey-soaked 2 year romp through West Africa that's been called "the trifectal apogee of Eugenics, Patois and Chutzpah." Sure, all men are created equal, I was just created way more equal than anyone else. Monday, March 22, 2010. Election-Fever Pt. 2. Scrunchies, swatches, flags, berets, and cash bribes were given out over the past 3 months? Higher, Longer, Stronger. Yeah, I bet he tells that to all the girls. Hey, UFC, losing is for losers! So, you know what? Pretty damn borin...
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