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I Mauwg Your Snauwg. On the nights when the wind turned to the East, the beast would stir restlessly and turn its snout and over the days, they perceived, through listening to it's deep voice, that it was telling them a story. Captain Malarkey mused on this and his first encounters with the beast as he stepped out towards the morning sun and the crowds and royalty who would cheer him and his men on as they rid the realm of this monstrous threat. Something had to be done! Ouch" said the dragon. Please don...
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Hope Called In Sick. Before we start, i'd just like to point out that i haven't returned yet. this is just an interim post that may stretch into a few, until my blog creating demon gets back and gives the old place a new lick of paint. This post was composed just before my unexpected absence. Do you ever have the urge to throw away all that old junk that's been cluttering up your closets, your drawers, your attics? Like an uninvited and terribly irritating relative, it makes me hide in my room.". Ooh - b...
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Dumb Things I Have Said (Part 1 In An All Too Occasional Series Of Shame And Embarrassment). The following situation really occurred. Although the names/gender/species may have been altered to protect the innocent. Or somesuch bollocks like that). So there we were. Sat in her car after a great night out at some party or other. Deep in conversation. Cool I'm liking this person immensely. We're getting on like a house on fire. Incidentally, "Like a house on fire"? What the feck does that mean? Is, as ever,...
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Christmas Post (Part 1.5: Merry Christymas Yer Arse! Another year draws rapidly to another heartstopping close. but first. Christmas. And an especial Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers in the Southern Hemisphere, who are currently having some. Weather. how i look on you with envy. An especially fond thought to a fabulous lady. Living in Brazil. Everyone go say "Hi! Her blog is written with superbness! Dear Santa (and Mr God where applicable). But prezzies aside. Although they're fun and i...
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The End Of The Year. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can hear them reply, too. So light your pumpkins as landing strips to guide the special dead into your homes and ward the darker spirits away. This is a day as important as Longest Night. So, to my ancestors on the coast of Cornwall and in Keswick and further north in Scotland. i bid a deep affectionate welcome. And the best greeting of all i save for my father. He was so bad that my dad, as a small child, hug his teddy bear in effigy of his father.
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THis evening, i was most distressed to hear a very bad rendition of "Under the Boardwalk" (A Drifters song? I dunno. my parents have it in their record collection somewhere, i. So i'm looking out the window, locate the source- it's gotta be Osama himself, surely? Nothing else could be that "evil", could it? He's not singing now though. Oh dearie-me, no! And he's thinking "Well, there goes the fookin' neighbour'ood! Thank 'ee for dropping by my blog and leaving such a beautifully executed comment. Y'know,...
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Hello" I said. "I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you". Hello I'm Onis" It replied, waving it's little tentacles timorously. (Yet I like to think, with a hope of friendship, also). What are you doing inside? Don't you need a nice damp place to go to? I got lost, looking for food for my village". It sounded so forlorn! I've been wandering around your caves for hours! Can you help me get home, please? Thank you very much! It said, quivering happily. "I thought you were going to squish or eat me! But why is that?
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The Horror In The Castle Kitchen. Gather round, gentle readers, while i recount the night of dreadful terror that befell me recently in my own home. My own home, i say! I step away from the battlements and gatehouse as the first freezing raindrops bite into my face. Walking swiftly across the courtyard towards the light of the kitchen, my eyes are drawn to something fluttering 'gainst the kitchen window. Why, 'tis a large Deaths-Head moth. An. It seems to be resting for the moment. I lean in a little...
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Introducing the all new singin' an' dancin' Saturnynes Lounge! Helloooo and welcome back good sirs and ladies. Please, let me guide you around The New Lounge! Perhaps the first thing you may notice is the ever pretty Eye of Sauron thingy, sitting all scarily in the background there like a mad uncle. nicked it from the hubble telescope. Above that is the "Stalkers Section" wherein all you bloggers and bloggerettes can find out extra stuff about me and what i've been dancing badly to. You have been missed!
