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Dude Looks Like A Lady – Imagine….
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July 21, 2015. July 21, 2015. Dude Looks Like A Lady. There is a man/woman, “transgender person” I guess they call this type of human, sitting here in the breakroom at my company HQs. With very much disappointment in myself, I am realizing that I have a looonnggg way to go to become a truly righteous man. I also realize that I am MOST certainly prejudiced about this and feel wholly uncomfortable to be in the same room with this person. I do not know why…. I’m disgusted that I am a hypocrite. So why, oh w...
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Blood Sucking Heathen – Imagine….
https://treyzguyblog.com/2015/07/10/blood-sucking-heathen
July 10, 2015. 8220;It wasn’t that funny”. It was June something or other, when my financial ability to pay my WordPress domain rent went kaput…. It was one of those times that we, as Americans, whom reside year ’round in what’s known as lower middle class, come face to face occassionally with tribulations in our capitalist existence. We like to call it “Broke Ass”. I don’t really require much. I am a fantasy…. 8220;I thought it was funny….”. You see my point? What is the worry about a teeny little WordP...
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Yesterday, When I Was Young – Imagine….
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July 28, 2015. July 28, 2015. Yesterday, When I Was Young. Who am I to judge, now that I’m a crotchety old bastard with years of experience in treacherous human existence to apply toward the categorization, comparison and evaluation of my fellow man? Why do I make assumptions, when my opinion doesn’t really mean anything, except to me and the emission of CO2 into the atmosphere, thus further damaging the ozone and the feelings of polite society? I am a sheep and I give thanks…. But, he did drink. When I ...
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EGADS – Imagine….
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July 2, 2015. July 2, 2015. I wake up and quickly realize that I have only 42.56 seconds to make it to the potty or there will be hell to pay. Ominous background music here…the Exorcist theme sounds cool or maybe a Star Trek one…]. But, alas…. I waste 23.93 seconds putting on clothes and locking my truck. I have 18.63 seconds left…. I dash to the truck stop, lurching and stumbling like Mr. Hyde on a foggy London street, grunting and growling. My body is gripping, squealing, clinging…. Click to share on G...
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Confessions Of An Abused Husband – Imagine….
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July 13, 2015. July 13, 2015. Confessions Of An Abused Husband. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent. I used to be innocent, until “SHE” tricked me. She is a monster. Her name is “Wife” aka Sheila but she likes to be called Honey Biscuit…. She doesn’t feed me when I don’t call her that. My wife does not love me. Sheila uses me…. Sexually…. She calls me names and spits in my food…. She pushed me down the steps at church, once…”Catch him, Jesus! 8221; she cried out. I am a lonely chicken.
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Story Time – Imagine….
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Let me tell you some funny stories… 5 Favorite Funnies…for now! 2) Death by RuRu. Click to share on Google (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window). Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). 8 thoughts on “Story Time”. October 30, 2013 at 9:06 pm. October 30, 2013 at 9:13 pm. Many I’m afraid…. October 30, 2013 at 9:19 pm. Love ya, Drive safe.
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A Right Or Privilege – Imagine….
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July 13, 2015. A Right Or Privilege. An Insight: Who’s life is it, anyways? A 14 year old girl with Cystic Fibrosis wants to die…. I’m tired, Daddy:. 8220;I want to die” she said. The beeping machines beeped. The breathing tube breathed. The IV drip, dropped. The Cystic Fibrosis, ate. 8220;Don’t say things like that to your mother” said Dad, crossly. The patient looked at her small hands, laced with pretty tubes that pierced her skin, easing the pain, itching like hell and burning. It hurt to breathe, too.
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Last Guy On Earth – Imagine….
https://treyzguyblog.com/2015/07/31/last-guy-on-earth
July 31, 2015. August 5, 2015. Last Guy On Earth. Hi….My name is Sudan, and I’m a white rhino. I am self aware and I remember, so that makes me a person; according to humans. I like moonlit walks across the savannah, grazing on the savannah, wallowing in the mud on the savannah, drinking water on the savannah and sometimes indulging my inner hippie and eating the occassional psychadelic mushroom. I don’t like lions, they’re arrogant pricks. You seen that one coming, didn’t you? A human smile is very unse...
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You Are Not Me, and that’s OK. – Imagine….
https://treyzguyblog.com/2015/07/11/you-are-not-me-and-thats-ok
July 11, 2015. July 11, 2015. You Are Not Me, and that’s OK. I will tolerate you, if you’ll tolerate me. I’ll accept your opinion, if you’ll accept mine. I’ll judge you like you’ll judge me…. What if, what was applied to you, was applied to me? Let’s swap opinions and really act like they’re our actual ones, just to see what happens. 8220;Man, you’ve done a complete 360…” They’ll say “I had no idea you felt that way”. 8220;I changed my mind” you’ll say, extending the farce. I don’t see the big deal.
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Story Time – Imagine….
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