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The Shark Tank: June 2010
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The Chicken Wing Incident. Sometimes you just don't know when to stop. Let me amend that. Sometimes I. Don't know when to stop. This happens most frequently when I'm presented with a buffet. Pizza, family-style, Swedish smorgasbord, it doesn't matter. I tend to eat until medical attention is required. Until they fell on the floor. 26 separate chicken wings, scattered all over the thin Asian carpet. Several people gasped in horror. One of them, I'm quite certain, was me. I started picking up the wings, ho...
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The Shark Tank: April 2009
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Ten Suitable Punishments for Your Disobedient Brat. 10: Refuse to allow the child to wear his or her seatbelt for a three week period. 9: Take away Playstation 3. Replace with Atari 2600. 8: For teenagers: Drop child off in front of school each day for a week. Make big production out of kissing and hugging them before letting them go inside. 7: For small child: Read them the classic children's book,. The Invisible Bees Who Are Everywhere. Do not alert them to its fictional nature. 25 Things About Me.
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The Shark Tank: May 2010
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (2010). One of the earliest successful combinations of animation and live action, Space Jam tells the story of a young scientist obsessed with becoming the next emperor of the galaxy. With a little help from his animated friends Shoebox Forrester and his sidekick The Ice Train, he learns that power isn't everything, but friendship is. Starring Michael Jordan and Abraham Lincoln. 8 stars out of a possible 13. The Shark Tank's Guide to Interior Design. Maybe, but its importan...
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The Shark Tank: June 2009
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Get Your Fresh, Hot Reference Letters! Well, job seekers, judging from the fact that unemployment numbers continue to rise, I might have been tempted to think my Interviewing Tips had gone unheeded. However, I now realize there could be another reason for this unfortunate turn of events. See, many employers walk into their job interviews with sparkling resumes, bright personalities, and plenty of thoughtful questions, only to find themselves turned away. Why is this? Here are some testimonials:. This kin...
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The Shark Tank: My Rejected Novel
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Well, it's official. My novel, which took me three years to write and an additional three years to edit, has been rejected. No, not just rejected. Rejected soundly. I really never anticipated this day. I thought for sure it was destined for the NY Times Bestseller's List. Alas, it is not to be. Here, read the letter and see what you think:. Description: From Page 38. Character Development: From Page 99. Dialogue: From Page 145. Do you think our love will last forever? No I don't want any fucking fish, do...
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The Shark Tank: The Chicken Wing Incident
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The Chicken Wing Incident. Sometimes you just don't know when to stop. Let me amend that. Sometimes I. Don't know when to stop. This happens most frequently when I'm presented with a buffet. Pizza, family-style, Swedish smorgasbord, it doesn't matter. I tend to eat until medical attention is required. Until they fell on the floor. 26 separate chicken wings, scattered all over the thin Asian carpet. Several people gasped in horror. One of them, I'm quite certain, was me. I started picking up the wings, ho...
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The Shark Tank: I Hate You, City Bus
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I Hate You, City Bus. Finding yourself caught in traffic behind a city bus is a special dimension of hell. Has this ever happened to you? Pictured: Five separate bus stops. With every bench the bus stopped at, I grew more and more frustrated, all of my increasing anger directed at the riders, none of whom were in any hurry to get on the bus. And when I get angry in traffic, I start calling people names, some of which make little to no sense in hindsight. We don't have all day, Dirty Wellerbee.". June 4, ...
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The Shark Tank: March 2011
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The Study of Rational Debate. While there is a large segment of the population averse to any form of confrontation or conflict, healthy debate has an important place in the fabric of our society. Through arguing, we can form and refine our opinions on the world around us. Should our arguments come from a seat of truth and logic, we can expect to win others to our side, eventually shaping opinion on a much broader scope. Miley Cyrus, "Party in the U.S.A.". The mjloverz not only deconstructs the preceding ...
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The Shark Tank: Whatever Comes To Mind
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Whatever Comes To Mind. A lot of people are rightfully concerned about this oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico. It doesn't seem like anyone has any great ideas about how to stop it. But here's what I'm wondering. Why hasn't anyone asked Superman to help? He's proven his ability to stop oil leaks (see Superman III. I'm really not sure why I have to be the one to think of these things. Every time I read something about the Punch-Out. Does he eat poop? I was looking for something to do the other day, and ...
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The Shark Tank: Prizes Found in Generic Cereal
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Prizes Found in Generic Cereal. I guess its too much to ask them to put in a smaller generic box of something else, say maybe the generic equivalent of Cracker Jacks or Oxycontin. I think the trend is for the secret surprises to have surprises of their own. June 2, 2010 at 8:31 AM. June 2, 2010 at 10:45 AM. Ah, I remember the glory days of cereal prizes. Magnifying glasses. Kaleidoscopes. Freakies Cereal mini-action figures (Gargle was my personal favorite). Love the unadvertised disclaimer. Cassie: I do...