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A Dying Star: May 2011
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Blarney Blarney Blarney Blarney. Personally I have never been into Guinness - but it is the national drink here and it seems rude not to drink it, so I order a Guinness 'Shandy' which is a revelation and the first time in Irish History that someone has ever asked for it. I make them name the drink after me: The Stouty Barrett. Then we search all day for the Leprechaun Museum. We realise that the sign is a trick because there is no Leprechaun Museum. DAY 2: Day of Fighting. Luckily ...
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A Dying Star: August 2011
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011. Doin it the Antelope Way. Sometimes I think us humans have many things we can learn from the animal kingdom. I usually think these thoughts after a lengthy afternoon spent wallowing in my own stench watching nature documentaries. There are other ways in which I am sexually jealous of the animal kingdom - they have things sorted out, they have got down to the basics of it, no messing around here. Take for instance the white eared kob antelope of Uganda. Probably a good thing I'm ...
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A Dying Star: Fin
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Monday, April 30, 2012. The Producers of this Blog would like to thank the following people for their inspiration over the past seven years. George - for being my number one fan, and the person in my head who I write all these posts to. If there was only one person in the world reading these I'd hope it was you. Kylie - for being an inspiration since before I even knew who I was. I always wanted to be you. You are the trailblazer, and I the jester. Steph - for being a huge blogspiration. Have a wonderful...
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A Dying Star: April 2012
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Monday, April 30, 2012. The Producers of this Blog would like to thank the following people for their inspiration over the past seven years. George - for being my number one fan, and the person in my head who I write all these posts to. If there was only one person in the world reading these I'd hope it was you. Kylie - for being an inspiration since before I even knew who I was. I always wanted to be you. You are the trailblazer, and I the jester. Steph - for being a huge blogspiration.
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A Dying Star: June 2011
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011. If there is anything that is going to start your morning off kilter it's waking up to cat spew on the carpet. Why is it there? Why are you spewing on the carpet? I hope there is nothing seriously wrong with you because you keep spewing on the carpet. MAJOR SIDETRACK: (we need to take Lenny to the vet to see what's up - and to be honest, every time. We take Lenny to the vet they always tell us something like "oh he's going to need Braces". To push a cat to the vet? So I had to wa...
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A Dying Star: February 2011
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Monday, February 14, 2011. Please first refer to this Dolly Parton song. And picture Jennifer Aniston singing it with these lyrics:. Angelina Jolie, Jolie, Jolie, Jolie. I'm begging of you please don't take my man. Angelina Jolie, Jolie, Jolie, Jolie. Please don't take Brad Pitt just because you can. Your beauty is beyond compare. With vials of blood and jet black hair. With ivory skin and an adopted Chinese. You make men go weak at the knees. I’ll always be seen as Rachel Green,. You got your tits out,.
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A Dying Star: March 2012
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012. I really hope no one ever invents time travel, if they did then I might have to go back in time and that might mean re-living my twenties, and fuuuuuuck that. I had a twenties night out this past weekend, and I can say I have never been more happy to be old and boring and 31 and married. It all started with my youth guilt, you know when you're hanging out with a bunch of youthful 20 year olds, and they're all going to a party and you think "man I never go to parties anymore!
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A Dying Star: January 2011
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011. The Cat is out of the Bag. Only this could happen to us. So, they are selling our apartment, and we have to move. In order to sell the apartment they needed to send over a professional photographer to take some pics for the real estate website. They did a good job. This is where the magic happens:. This is where I make pasta and dance:. And this is our loungeroom:. Do we know how to decorate an apartment or what? What a minute. slow up a second - what is that? Is that a cat?
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A Dying Star: November 2011
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011. Another thing that happened at the party. So picture this, a party full of only ridiculously good looking people, there must have been a bouncer standing outside on the stairs getting rid of all the ugly people (not that I would have seen them) and I end up in the backyard standing next to the hottest Calvin Klein model I have ever seen. Those animals died ages ago. Would a rabbit rather die and live forever on my body? Or be mauled to death in the woods by a hungry fox? I'd t...
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A Dying Star: October 2011
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Saturday, October 15, 2011. Marriage = Breaking Stuff. This to me is being married in a nutshell. (married to me). You go upstairs to find your husband complaining about the broken blinds in the bedroom. And because he is standing there like an idiot, complaining about broken blinds, you do the only thing you can do to help the situation. You break the blinds a bit more. I call it " helping. As in; "at least I'm not standing around like an idiot doing nothing about the situation". Not My Version: the bli...