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Don't make me count to three!: I'm going to hell. Have a nice day.
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Thursday, February 16, 2012. I'm going to hell. Have a nice day. Once upon a time there was a lady who pushed her dog in a stroller. This lady lives in my neighborhood. I have seen her pushing this dog in his own personal stroller for a few years now. You might remember reading about this in my book. The dog showed no signs of missing any limbs and I mused (Ranted? It would have to say something like, "WARNING! DOG HAS HEART CONDITION AND MUST BE PUSHED IN THIS RIDICULOUS STROLLER! She repeats, "No legs&...
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Don't make me count to three!: I peed my pants. I literally peed. on. myself.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010. I peed my pants. I literally peed. on. myself. Whomp, there it is. Me, in all my glory. This is what my life has come to. Two degrees, small business owner, wife and mother of 2, and now I will only be known as The Urinator. I accept defeat WORLD! I peed the fight right out of me. How did I find myself in such a situation, you ask? Well, pardon the pun but it all started because I was pissed. Literally and figuratively. Let's take a look back, shall we? There's a lemon law!
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Don't make me count to three!: March 2012
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Saturday, March 31, 2012. What fresh hell is this? Mr Man and I sat straight up in bed, dazed and confused. Holyyyyy CRAP! Bubba had jumped out of his crib! I mean, he's almost 4 feet tall.it was bound to happen. But I had put if off for so long, and honestly, I'm just not ready. Not ready. I just wanted him to stay in that crib until he was like 3 1/2 and his little legs were sticking out through the slats because he was so tall. I need this boy CONTAINED! Now, what to do! He probably won't do it again&...
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Don't make me count to three!: June 2011
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Thursday, June 30, 2011. Where does this crap come from? I'm breathing.I'm breathing.and in scary whisper I say, "Be.cause.IIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMM STICKYYYYYYYYYY! Posted by Shari Brown. Tuesday, June 28, 2011. Yeah, it's like that. Posted by Shari Brown. Thursday, June 23, 2011. Twitter. WTH. I cannot understand this thing! Let me tell you, lots of fun to be had with '#'. #thisisahoot. See what I just did there? Why does this bring me such joy, I ask you! Posted by Shari Brown. Wednesday, June 15, 2011.
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Don't make me count to three!: What fresh hell is this?
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Saturday, March 31, 2012. What fresh hell is this? Mr Man and I sat straight up in bed, dazed and confused. Holyyyyy CRAP! Bubba had jumped out of his crib! I mean, he's almost 4 feet tall.it was bound to happen. But I had put if off for so long, and honestly, I'm just not ready. Not ready. I just wanted him to stay in that crib until he was like 3 1/2 and his little legs were sticking out through the slats because he was so tall. I need this boy CONTAINED! Now, what to do! He probably won't do it again&...
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Don't make me count to three!: Disregard previous post...
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012. Ass is back. Thank you, that is all. I blame summer and all of it's summerness. Could have had something to do with all of the time at the pool. This was the first year that mama did NOT have to be in the pool the entire time! Sissy is now a swimmer (woo-to-the-flingin'-flangin'-HOOOO! And Bubba has an awesome Bubba-proof swimmy thingy. Ok, so back on the bandwagon. Because, you know, historically the holidays are the time for LOSING weight! I'm sure it tastes the same.
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Don't make me count to three!: February 2012
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Thursday, February 16, 2012. I'm going to hell. Have a nice day. Once upon a time there was a lady who pushed her dog in a stroller. This lady lives in my neighborhood. I have seen her pushing this dog in his own personal stroller for a few years now. You might remember reading about this in my book. The dog showed no signs of missing any limbs and I mused (Ranted? It would have to say something like, "WARNING! DOG HAS HEART CONDITION AND MUST BE PUSHED IN THIS RIDICULOUS STROLLER! She repeats, "No legs&...
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Don't make me count to three!: Mother Fluffer!
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012. Woke up 498 times last night because my husband kept fluffing the blankets! Makes me. crazy! I was sleeping so nice and warm and cozy, and Mr. Man would roll over every 20 minutes and fluff up the covers, thus sending a blast of freezing cold air into my warm little pocket I had carved out for myself. AAGGHHH! Then I'd have to start all over, making sure there were no gaps that could let out the heat. Twenty minutes later.MOTHER FLUFFER! So today I am pooped and it is a yoga pa...
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Don't make me count to three!: Let us all pray for Camille Grammer...
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Saturday, November 6, 2010. Let us all pray for Camille Grammer. God bless her hard working soul. This poor, unfortunate woman has it tough. My heart truly goes out to her. It's not that I think celebrities (she's married to Kelsey, in case you didn't know) don't have problems, I just didn't realize the magnitude of their problems. How. Does. She. Do. It? HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, let me throw a BEATING in it! Sorry, the high school cheerleader in me came out of nowhere! And my kidlets are 1 and 4! I tease...