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The Bee Chair Debates...: April 2006
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The Bee Chair Debates. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. BCD'S STRONGLY WORDED LETTER. To The Office of Representative Steve Israel,. It was a tragedy that shook the town to its core. The woods where the body was found were eventually cut down. Then they built houses there. Then my parents bought one of those houses. Now, I admit that when we purchased the house we did not specifically ask, Hey, was anyone sacrificed to the dark lord on this property? Sincerely * * * * ,. What the hell are those? Please note th...
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The Bee Chair Debates...: October 2006
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The Bee Chair Debates. Friday, October 06, 2006. BCD’S METS: THE TEAM, THE TIME, THE HEART ATTACK. I’ve been a New York Mets fan since 1986, when Hall-of-Fame catcher Gary Carter took my cousin to the bathroom. They did something else that year, but a decade of Atlanta NL East titles has slowly, surely erased my recollection of it, not to mention my will to live. Benitez, the Class of ’02, coke problems [them, not me]). So, why am I nervous? Why do I cover my eyes during a game where the Mets are up 4-1?
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NICK TURNER FIGHTS!: Nick Turner related activity on the internet
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The World's most famous Nick Turner gets in email fights with other people named Nick Turner. January 24, 2006. Nick Turner related activity on the internet. Hey guys, if you're not getting enough of your Nick Turner fix on this site, I may be able to help you out. Check out the lowest tech website ever for a human being HERE. Read my interview on my friend Dan McInerney's website HERE. Check out the new "Poker Night" blog HERE. Be a friend of "Poker Night" HERE. Posted by Buddy @ 4:52 PM.
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The Bee Chair Debates...
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The Bee Chair Debates. Thursday, February 15, 2007. The Horrors of Jalapeno Hands. I hated chili growing up, but maturity and a developing passion for cumin has made it edible, even severely desirable. Since it no longer makes me want to blow chunks, I’ve spent months concocting every variety imaginable three-bean turkey chili, black bean chili, and even Barefoot Contessa’s red chicken chili, the taste of which cannot be accurately described in mere words. An hour after that, I had to stop doing the dish...
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The Bee Chair Debates...: June 2006
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The Bee Chair Debates. Friday, June 30, 2006. BCD'S FORAYS INTO THE GOOD LIFE. The most highly requested martini these days is the vodka martini, in which vodka is used in place of the gin, as many people do not like being reminded of uncle Billy and other such Yuletide memories. Furthermore, the vermouth is also rarely used; this is likely due to the word vermouth itself and the image it conjures (vermouth is a chimerical word made up of. Meaning green, and. 1 oz Chaw, moist. Oz Chocolate Coin, unwrapped.
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The Bee Chair Debates...: BCD'S LETTERS TO OUR JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL SELVES: PART I
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The Bee Chair Debates. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. BCD'S LETTERS TO OUR JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL SELVES: PART I. Dear Junior High Rachel,. Know all the Robert Heinlein and Stephen King you've been reading? All the stuff about time travel and whatnot? Hey I'm you at twentye- em. Ahem. Nice to meet you. No- I really am you. Seriously. Ask me any question. Okay Here's the answer (because I already know what you're going to ask):. I told you. I'm you. Trust me. Learn that it's okay to mess up. You will....Reali...
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The Bee Chair Debates...: September 2006
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The Bee Chair Debates. Thursday, September 28, 2006. Dear 7th Grade Kristen,. First off, way to go with algebra! I knew you’d get it eventually. Second, wear your retainer. They weren't kidding when they said your teeth would move back. Third Hm. Third. Okay. I know this time in your life seems tremendously weird, and you think you look like a giant, female Woody Allen. But there are a few things you should know about your future. Some of it, I swear, makes this all worth it. You will always be obsessed ...
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The Bee Chair Debates...
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The Bee Chair Debates. Friday, October 06, 2006. BCD’S METS: THE TEAM, THE TIME, THE HEART ATTACK. I’ve been a New York Mets fan since 1986, when Hall-of-Fame catcher Gary Carter took my cousin to the bathroom. They did something else that year, but a decade of Atlanta NL East titles has slowly, surely erased my recollection of it, not to mention my will to live. Benitez, the Class of ’02, coke problems [them, not me]). So, why am I nervous? Why do I cover my eyes during a game where the Mets are up 4-1?
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The Bee Chair Debates...: January 2007
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The Bee Chair Debates. Monday, January 22, 2007. BCD'S POLITICAL FLASHBAC K:. REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION, DAY 4. It was a time of hope and sweet denial. Of Eddie Bauer V-necks and leopard-print kerchiefs. Of Laura Bush's single, comforting facial expression ("sedated") and Arnold Schwarzenegger's hilarious plays on words ( Osama is a Predatuh who needs a Total Recall, but Junior will surely turn him into The Running Man. ). Of course, I speak of the 2004 Republican National Convention. I am very old,...
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The Bee Chair Debates...: March 2006
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The Bee Chair Debates. Thursday, March 30, 2006. BCD PRESENTS: FORMER JOB WOES, A PASSION PLAY IN MULTIPLE ONE-ACTS. You Are A Worthless Assistant, Even If You're Not Actually An Assistant". A regal, urban, mahogany-drenched law firm. Oil paint portraits of board members line the opulent walls. The halls smell vaguely of money, arrogance, and Iam's wet cat food. RACHEL, a young writer, sits in one such cube. She is unaffiliated. Narcissa: Hey, you're Rachel, right? Rachel: No, I-. Rachel: Well, I can't-.
