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Trashy or Not?: August 2007
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We're gonna school you bitches. Tuesday, August 28, 2007. Laundry incites riot and unnecessary rage. I waited up until fucking 11 pm last night waiting for my goddamn pants to dry. I kind of hate laundry. With a passion. Panties in hand, I remember strolling peacefully back to my apartment. Take that stank pile of laundry! I've beat you once again! The rhinestones fell off individually over the years. I still have those underwear. They are my underwear of shame. Links to this post. Friday, August 24, 2007.
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Trashy or Not?: Waitressing
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We're gonna school you bitches. Monday, August 24, 2009. Many of us have delicately tried to mute our waitressing pasts on resumes with words like server, customer service representative, waitstaff, caterer, hospitality specialist, hostess.but do we feel any less trashy for having to put it on our resume in the first place? For some of us (ie. yours truly) waitressing constitutes a large majority of one's occupational past, making it a specialization.dare I say talent? Not so fast.sweetheart".
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Trashy or Not?: Bubbly
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We're gonna school you bitches. Sunday, October 14, 2007. I don't know why it is, but most things associated with bubbles are kind of trashy. This is something I just realized as I was reading a draft of a post I had crafted about hot tubs. There's so much in this world that's "bubbly" and that I consider trashy as well. See the following. They are good for about 2 minutes and then the water gets lukewarm and you realize you're sitting in a tepid pool of dead skin. Then you get pruney and the bubbles...
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Trashy or Not?: Is going to Houlahans trashy?
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We're gonna school you bitches. Monday, August 24, 2009. Is going to Houlahans trashy? Houlahans is a chain restaurant in New Jersey. That alone probably already makes it trashy as hell. But Chris and I love to go there and order really sugary drinks in big ass glasses and talk about how much we love it there. Theres no shame in that, trashy or not, youre still first class mc. Im not familiar with houlihans unfort, but I myself have a soft spot for friendlys (or is it friendlies?
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Trashy or Not?: July 2009
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We're gonna school you bitches. Thursday, July 30, 2009. Does anyone really like california rolls? I mean really. can anyone truly eat a whole order of seafood salad from the deli counter at stop and shop without pucking? Who invented fake crab and why must I find it constantly showing up in places that it shouldn't. And why do they bother dying it that vibrant pink/orangy color. Do people actually believe it is crab? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Things i've bought that i love.
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Trashy or Not?: Transition Lenses
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We're gonna school you bitches. Friday, April 18, 2008. Apologies if I am offending anyone, but transition lenses are perhaps the trashiest thing you could ever put on your face. The convenience of always having sunglasses on hand isn't enough to justify wearing this god-awful eye wear. The first pair of commercial transition lenses were introduced to the public in 1991. Seventeen years ago! These were cool seventeen years ago. Posted by acrylic nail biter. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Trashy or Not?: Getting naked.
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We're gonna school you bitches. Saturday, January 5, 2008. How trashy is it to get butt-ass naked whenever you see your friends? I'm not sure if this is trashy or awesome but I think I need someone to weigh in on this. We're not that trashy, my friends and I. We have our moments of pure and total trash, when we're sitting on the couch eating spaghetti out of a shared Tupperware and watching "The Holiday" but what group of friends doesn't? I'll let you be the judge. August 13, 2009 at 7:44 AM.
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Trashy or Not?: My lip gloss is cool.
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We're gonna school you bitches. Monday, October 8, 2007. My lip gloss is cool. My GOD. This image commits several crimes against respectable make-up use. This woman is probably incapable of speaking, closing her mouth all the way or eating a cookie. She has flecks of glitter on her mouth as if she were a disco ball or a lady of the night. Shit is nasty. Men, women, whoevs, do you want to kiss that mouth? Do you want to try to get that shit out of your clothes? What kind of girl wears lip gloss?
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Trashy or Not?: Trashy Food Part One: Hot Pockets
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We're gonna school you bitches. Saturday, November 17, 2007. Trashy Food Part One: Hot Pockets. Welcome to the Trashy or Not: Trashy Food Cycle 2007. In this series, I plan on fully exploring the world of microwaveable entrées and bastard foods. Today, we’ll start with Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets brand stuffed sandwiches were introduced to stores in 1983 and purchased by Nestle 19 years later. Being an Italian American, I’m most offended by the “Subs” and “Calzone” categories. It smells like plastic. I know...