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BeckyEllen: April 2009
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Monday, April 6, 2009. Chapter 38: Ring Ring. I’ve regretted doing a lot of things: kissing certain somebodies, believing everything my 6th grade language arts teacher has ever said, and not committing first degree murder when I knew I could get away with it. The thing I regret most was giving Susan Ellen my cell phone number. The evening after she had knowledge of my digits, she called as I was pulling out of her driveway to confirm I was coming in tomorrow. My roommate glares at me. 8220;Becky. Sus...
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BeckyEllen: May 2008
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008. It was the Wednesday right before what would be my winter break. I was deciding the perfect time to quit. 8 AM: I enter boss-man's apartment. I take a seat at my desk. 8:01 AM: Boss-man walks in and hands me a pamphlet for a QuickBooks seminar. He says, "I'm sending you to Huntingdon Beach to learn QuickBooks. Look at the dates on here and tell me which of them are good for you.". Who the fuck does he think he is? After everything I've been through with the boss-man: discovering hi...
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BeckyEllen: January 2009
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Chapter 33: Newfound Respect and White Face. What’s that syndrome that happens when a hostage falls in love with his or her captive? Isn’t it a Susan Sarandon movie? Or am I just dreaming? Ah, that’s the question I ask most often in my life.). Does this happen to people when they work for crazy bosses? After a while they start to really respect them? Whether this is a condition or not, this phenomenon did happen to me. Per usual, Susan Ellen had her phone volume all the way up&...
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BeckyEllen: Chapter 39: Bathroom Breaks
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009. Chapter 39: Bathroom Breaks. I suppose I’m making myself very vulnerable right now, but for those of you interested in Freudian analyses try not to get come on your keyboard:. Susan Ellen has no door to her office bathroom. What the fuck? Who just takes down a door to the bathroom? The hinges were there. The soap was moist. This was a workable bathroom, but who uses it sans door? I don’t mind.”. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Chapter 39: Bathroom Breaks.
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BeckyEllen: Chapter 38: Ring Ring
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Monday, April 6, 2009. Chapter 38: Ring Ring. I’ve regretted doing a lot of things: kissing certain somebodies, believing everything my 6th grade language arts teacher has ever said, and not committing first degree murder when I knew I could get away with it. The thing I regret most was giving Susan Ellen my cell phone number. The evening after she had knowledge of my digits, she called as I was pulling out of her driveway to confirm I was coming in tomorrow. My roommate glares at me. 8220;Becky. Sus...
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BeckyEllen: Chapter 41: Snack Time
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Friday, July 17, 2009. Chapter 41: Snack Time. Susan Ellen doesn’t eat. Her meals include herbal and mineral capsules as well as non-positive ion- snacks. Because she has a gluten allergy, she occasionally eats these brown rice tortillas that she toasts. (She doesn’t have a microwave because she’s also allergic to foods heated by a lightbulb. I felt bad for her: she never got to play with an Easy Bake Oven.). Which one had the highest IQ? You are very pretty and very funny! Fuck LA mean people! Becky Fel...
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BeckyEllen: September 2008
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Sunday, September 14, 2008. At the time, Susan Ellen's current client was an Emmy-winning TV star, known amongst Hollywood insiders to be a total douchebag. (I know that doesn't really narrow down the field, but this is the most I can give.). It's still the first day, mind you, and I'm still organizing all of her bookmarks into categories. Around 5, Susan Ellen looked at her phone and said, "You need to leave right now.". She threw my purse and my shoes at me. Are you kidding me? I speedily walked throug...
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BeckyEllen: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Chapter 18: All About Susan Ellen. Susan Ellen tried to explain to me about her business. Basically, she's a masseuse, but she doesn't have an official license, so she technically goes by "pain releaser.". However, it doesn't just end there. Susan Ellen also has a body-detox program that consists of eating nothing but spoonfuls of apple-cider vinegar and raw asparagus for two weeks. Oh, and she doesn't do any of this work herself. Her rich father helped to set up her business&...
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BeckyEllen: June 2008
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Monday, June 30, 2008. Ted called me the next morning. So, did you check out Susan Ellen's site? What did you think? I came to the assumption that Thirty-Third Star was some kind of diet pill company. Hilarious. Seems interesting," I said, "Maybe Susan Ellen can help me get a better body.". Don't be silly. If you lost any more weight you’d be a q-tip with eyeballs.". An hour later Ted called again. I don't think I can," I answered. "I'm located in Silver Lake.". Sunday, June 22, 2008. Rebecca, we have an...
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